As I understand it, a sledgehammer IS a precision instrument.
First, you TIGHTEN the bolts.
Then you tap it with the hammer, until the thing aligns perfectly.
..Incidentally, I have recently found that a small hammer can be better than WD-40 at loosening up rusted screws. “Seat” the screwdriver with a few taps, a dozen seemed to work well for me, then the screw turns much better.
Goddamn Anise, you got masteries. I get the feeling that she had a tree of expected responses for each line she dropped, with a counter-response in her quiver and at the ready.
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REEEEEEEE!!!!
Ellie took charge before Anise went from innuendo to just straight up embarrassing herself.
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I’m guessing the THOT-B-GONE requires a double-application in order for it to work properly.
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THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!
THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!
THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!
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It’s far too late to avoid embarrassing herself.
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FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Subtlety is not one of Anise’s strong suits.
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Drat! Foiled by a nanosecond.
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What is “Reeeeeee!”?
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That’s what I would like to know.
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/autistic-screeching
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The comic comic examples at the bottom of that know your meme page are shit.
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Oh, and to date the best autistic screech I’ve heard was either Teal Deer (or TL;DR) or that pedophile Mister Metokur featured recently.
I could dig up links if people are that interested, but I would recommend turning the sound down before … experiencing … the autism.
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Was it better than the Cloudsong incident?
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Maybe not, but she set him up for that line like a pro
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Anise you’re such a try-hard.
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What would dad say?
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“Can you give your mother some of that sweet game?”
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Yea, because that’s how those conversations always went for me.
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Keep that stuff away from Cinnamon.
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I do believe “hard” is what she was trying for, sooo…
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I always try hard, and I was just about to reach for my dreams.
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Dear God, shut up.
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Lol omg tmi.
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Yeah, the but I would say she failed. Not sure if that indicates something about lurkin’ Durkin there.
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Consider this kharma for when you tossed Juniper on Black Friday.
Also, impudent she-creature is a very nice descriptor.
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Thank you!
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My pleasure milady.
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Agreed. It’s going to be tempting to pull that one out on someone one of these days.
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Ellie is just super jelly of Anise’s sweet moves.
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Sweet moves? Those are sweet moves in the sense that a sledgehammer is a precision instrument.
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But finishing nails take practically no force at all with a sledge hammer!
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As I understand it, a sledgehammer IS a precision instrument.
First, you TIGHTEN the bolts.
Then you tap it with the hammer, until the thing aligns perfectly.
..Incidentally, I have recently found that a small hammer can be better than WD-40 at loosening up rusted screws. “Seat” the screwdriver with a few taps, a dozen seemed to work well for me, then the screw turns much better.
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But, can she take a hint?
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History has shown that, No, she can’t.
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Someone had to do it. Like, damnit Anise. No means no.
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She crossed that line from impudent to ewww. Imprudent.
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At least Durkin didn’t try to banish her,
Anise would be sent right back with a note on her said saying “Too weird for us”
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I can’t see Sister X saving her if he did.
Hopefully that galleon isn’t a lease.
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I’m not used to seeing the exclamation “REEEEEE” without it being followed by “normie.”
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Goddamn Anise, you got masteries. I get the feeling that she had a tree of expected responses for each line she dropped, with a counter-response in her quiver and at the ready.
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(and also a smooth move with the wrist-grab-to-waist-hold)
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Looks like her quiver wasn’t quivery enough for this task.
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Careful Ellie, at this rate you may run out of sisters before backup arrives.
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I think she threw Anise into the ballroom?
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I thought you were talking to yourself.
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That was my assumption as well.
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The wait, it was long … but gods so worth it!
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that was the ‘TOO MUCH! ABORT! ABORT GTFO! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM MY OWN SISTER!” karate move.
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Durkin is either very strong or very gay. That or he’s already in a relationship.
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He used to have a girlfriend, but she’s no longer among the living at present.
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Oh yeah. That would not be easy to resist. I’m now not a hundred percent sure Durkin’s human.
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OR he doesn’t like people acting like sluts without even trying to be just flirty or friendly first.
I know THAT turns me down.
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Ellie has had enough of your shit xD
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Anise just got thrown to the wolves. Possibly literally if Durkin’s little werewolf friends were in attendance.
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Hey Chris, you guys make it through the hurricane alright?
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I love Anise so hard. So much crazy, so much fun.
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Really, dude? “There are no such openings to be filled.”? You just waltzed right into that one.
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Hey Rusche, was that REEEEEEEEEEE! JoJo reference?
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Sorry, Anon post was me.😂 I forgot to put my name and email in.
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I’m just glad it didn’t get to Kakoyin and the cherry.
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You forgot Iggy and what he did to Polnareff.