That internal family gossip gonna get cha.
Speaking of germs, I hope everyone is staying disinfected and healthy. The walls are closing in around the DFW area.
>___>
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That internal family gossip gonna get cha.
Speaking of germs, I hope everyone is staying disinfected and healthy. The walls are closing in around the DFW area.
>___>
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She doesn’t LIVE in the dumpster, she’s just visiting!
Also, if you’d just stayed in Alabama, you’d be safer – apparently nobody wants to visit and we’re not accepted elsewhere, so no COVID-19 here! :)
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Sometimes Aunt Juni gets really, really sleepy, and then, well, things happen.
But where DO you live, Aunt Juni? We’ve never really established that. First it was a ditch, then we saw you crawling out of a dumpster. Options are limited.
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And on a personal note, it’s good to have you back. Don’t be such a stranger, huh? :D
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…and while I’m at it, something is up with that parrot. It’s parsing far too well.
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Some of the so-called “AI” voice recognition things are just online links to people in third-world countries listening to what you say and typing it into their system…
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Lookee, it’s a bot, repeating what Red Hat said! ;}
Beats rugby commentary, gotta give it that.
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Some of the so-called “AI” voice recognition things are just online links to people in third-world countries listening to what you say and typing it into their system…
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Wow, double fail – didn’t get my info filled in so I tried to cancel, then didn’t reply to Steve… need more caffeine!
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Computers used to be people who sat in rooms tabulating numbers manually. Like in the Crimson Permanent Assurance. That said, I’m curious about which systems use people to do voice recognition. Even with a worlds worth of poverty, it still doesn’t seem like it would scale well to the populatiin with cell-phones. Do you know any specific examples?
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I can’t remember now – I read about it a while back. It seems like at least one of the “big three” (Apple, Google, Amazon) would do this under some circumstances. Maybe it wasn’t real-time, just after the fact to handle issues (when you’d get the “I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand that” message), but I thought some percentage of somebody’s voice recognition could hit a real person.
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Ahhh, that’s actually kind of neat. It makes sense that they would need to monitor and review when the voice to text failed. Presumably this operates in a feedback loop to the AI doing the primary recognition.
Hmm.. unrelated, why is Asper(?) saying “why we hid it from _you_” to Tag? [emphasis mine] Perchance have the boys figured out something that the adults think is still a secret?
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Though Juniper claims she changed the gift to be for all of them, she probably gave some indication that it was specifically meant for Tag, either because she hope he would feel special, or just without really thinking about it.
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“Besides, it’s a dich.”
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Good to see Juniper trying to bond with the kiddo(s). She’s gonna get roasted by children in the process, but it’s progress. Maybe Aunt Ellie will come to save her?
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I’m Lovin’ Tag’s attempt to get the bird to say, “I’m stupid” resulting in it sassing him instead. That said, this tupe of toy normally would have on board sound processing to make it sound parroty. Doing a character based voice response is hillarious.
Why would aunt Ellie save Juni? Does she have a fire extinguisher?
Also, I see the comment about family gossip. It’s a shame that prople are so loose in trashing family in front of kids. I have two exes and I am painfully self-aware of possible repercussions to the point of not being able to discuss my kids’ moms at all when the chilluns is around. Except about them loving the kids which really only comes uo when my kids ask about it.
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Alas, the burden of living on the coast, or at least coast adjacent, and functioning as a major trade hub. And as much as I’d like to stay up in my nice safe mountains duty and honor compel me down into the plague ridden lowland river valleys. Although my employer has just instituted a 400 guest limit at our facility, so that’s… neat.
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Yesterday, it was from right to left, Maine, West Virginia, Alabama, Idaho and Alaska. I looked quickly today, and is Alabama and West Virginia.
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In the 1980’s Texas Instruments had a voice recognition PC card with software, it was NOT speaker independent, you had to have a particular speaker that you wanted it to recognize verbal commands from speak the words to the machine before using it. Gezz that was 40 years ago, my how time flies
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You had one job to do and you couldnt protect
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Hey, shut up! You weren’t THERE! You don’t know what I was up against! You can’t just protect in the face of that kind of opposition!
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*I’m* stupid gets *you’re* stupid as a response? That’s not repetition.
I got all sad when I realised that ‘I’m stupid’ is the first thing he thinks of to have repeated, until I put myself back into a kid’s shoes – now I’m just surprised he didn’t pick ‘I eat boogers’. (Geddit, pick? nvm)
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!I’m stupid” is rather tame compared to what most kids that age would have it repeat.
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IIRC, when Juni said “shut up” it said “you shut up.” So it’s supposed to be a repetition toy, but it’s juuuuust sentient enough for comedy.
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I love that the bird is smart enough to change the “i’m” to a “you’re” that’s some top notch toy AI right there.
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Juniper is looking bright and animated and her child appears to be reaching out to her like he recognizes her. Do we see reform and happiness in the future?
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She is such a cutie when she’s confident, isn’t she? But what we see in the last panel, that’s what going to get her. That’s the feeling she attempts to escape, I reckon.
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The baby isn’t Tag.
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Ok, I can’t tell if this is a real bot or just a spoof.
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The bots are out in force and not making any sense…
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Let’s hope they’re not code phrases of the “John has a long mustache” type.
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I feared I needed to break out my English-football-hooligan-to-American-English phrasebook! Which still wouldn’t help, I can barely follow Super League Rugby, preferring Australian NRL.
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You have one of those? I thought they were all out of print!
Great; tell me what “Jobbers cognots, ya mucka” means. I’ve been curious about that one since The Simpsons brought it out.
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So, I just checked and there’s already a page titled ‘Gold Dust Woman’ so shouldn’t this be ‘Gold Dust Woman – Pt 2’?
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She’s what happens to neglected family members. She was never treated with respect growing up, so she doesn’t respect herself.
She’s a victim, being punished for being raised wrong.
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“She’s a victim, being punished for being raised wrong.”
Sometimes, those who have problems live in denial. I mentioned impaired executive function? Make bad decisions, then blame them on everyone else.
After you have blamed all those closest to you for the damage you have done to them, they become sick of the abuse and hypocrisy.
This is why it takes an uninvolved third party to force them to face their own faults and take corrective action.
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Speaking as someone who was told “you are trash” every day of their lives until the age of 13, when I moved in with a loving family who lifted me up…. at 40, I STILL feel like I’m trash, my family feels like they’ve failed because of the early lessons I was taught.
So, as someone who’s actually been through the ringer, I STRONGLY disagree with your ableist view.
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You know what else “impairs executive function”? FUCKING ASPERGER’S SYNDROME, YOU INSENSITIVE, I mean… “Insanely kind and generous person, who doubtless speaks from a lifetime of of experience, who is NOT speaking from any sort of assumptions. Nosiree..” :p
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Juniper doesn’t live in the dumpster. It’s just her timeshare.
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It would be awesome if the dumpster she lives in is secretly and underground apartment she lives in, like some cartoon character.
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Like how Tarra’s apartment is actually bigger on the inside? :D
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Like in the webcomic Love Me Nice.
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I realize I’m probably WAY behind the ball on this one, but I’d be interested in seeing the other sister’s living arrangements, just for curiosity’s sake. We know what Ellie is up to, obviously, and we’ve seen Tarragon’s apartment. Pumpkin (and I think Cinnamon) are still/again living with the ‘rents. So that leaves Juniper, Anise, and Ginger. It would be nice to have a little more background on all of them I think, to sorta help understand where they are coming from.
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We saw a little bit of Ginger’s house when Ellie summoned the sisters to the dating event.
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We possibly also saw Anise’s place since it’s unclear if it’s her or Durkin’s apartment their having their sexy times in. Although it’s probably her’s since she probably dragged Durkin there after LoveCon.
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Except Mr Not-a-vampire was hanging by some pretty solid anchors for his back-skin-hooks. Maybe Anise just has a well equipped playroom… er.. bedroom, but it seems more likely to be his turf if he was trusting anchors that much.
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