Claire and I want to thank everyone who has ordered a McFatFat plush, the response so far has been great! (You guys are the best.) Here’s a cool time lapse video she made that answers that burning question on everyone’s mind: “How is FatFat formed?”
If you still need some spherical purple cuddles in your life, a limited number of FatFats are still up for grabs over at Claire’s Etsy shop. Order soon and you can even have your new best friend in time for Christmas!
We’ve already shipped a handful out — you’re gonna love our unique packaging!
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BATTLECAT!!!!
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Please…ALL cats can do that.
They’re just modest about it.
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This can be purchased for only $1.00, tax included. If you are short, balding, in need of corrective lenses and are extremely popular with the splvelte of the opposite sex, then this is the bargain for you.
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He is going to die so hard.
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By the Power of WhiteTank! She has the power!
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Kitty has a galaxy on her collar!
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you flatter me
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Heh, his sense of self preservation finally kicked in, is it too late though?
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Franck! Beaten to the punch by the hover text
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Autocoke-a-colaboard!!
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ZOID WARRIORS READY
BATTLEMODE APPROVED!
THE BUCKGHAM TEAM VS. THE SNIPER TEAM
AREA SCANNED!
BATTLEFIELD SET UP!
READY!
FIGHT!
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<_< he should have just left instead of announcing he'll leave.That T-shirt he has…still awesome.
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So, Tarra is a Beast Wars fan, nice to know. However, now I just can’t imagine a transformers fan staying evil :p
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Well she did use the Maximal activation word instead of the Predacon one.
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I think that Tarragon may have claimed him, he doesn’t have a chance to escape now.
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But, Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him. He’s gonna do something… and you know it’s gonna be good.
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YAH
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sniper is here for the pretzel monies
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FORGIVENESS, PLEASE!
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BEAST WAAAAAAAAARS!
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WAAAAZZPINATOR HAZZZ PLAAAAANZZZ! PLAAAAANZ TO ZZZTAY THE HELL AWAY FROM TARRA BUCKINGHAM….WAAZPINATOR IZZN’T PLAYING IN THAT ZZZZAANDBOX ANY MORE!
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Best beet he has now to get out unscathed may be to jump in the portal, brief those on the inside, and sit tight.
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I’m gonna choose to see it as a good thing that she wants him to stick around and watch her be awesome.
I mean she could just want an audience to show off in front of but I’d like to think of this as evidence for White Rice theory that he’s growing on her.
Also, just to officially add to the list of this Tarra is an amalgam of: the robots make her Unity from Sentinels of the Multiverse and the riding cat makes her a Night Elf Huntress from Warcraft III.
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My guess is he is going to want to beat it because she is not worth the hassle in his eyes and that will shock her that she isn’t the center and being pursued. She will end up either chasing after him or will worry that maybe she is a heinous bitch.
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She’s definitely a mix of every stereotypical Saturday morning magic girl/superhero/giant robot hero mixed into one cliche. She literally makes fiction become reality merely by making mention of it.
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I’m thinking that she’s thinking, “he’s not chasing me to no end. Legs see what’s next. “
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Everything about this is perfect.
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That moment when you realize that the hottest girl you’ve ever meet is also the craziest. And she’s on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
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Great, something else to look up. But what if, no, he’s not going to go all Jeannine on Egon ála “The Real Ghostbusters” cartoons.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agy6KOSwyA8
HIMYM Great show! Great ending!
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i dont know.. i think she may fall on the right side.. at least for barney…. definitely for ted.. i mean shes got to have seen star wars.
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This guy might be good for her. Willing to put up with some, and just some, of her BS in the short term, but really centered about being ‘shock and awed’ by all the crazy around her. If we didn’t know her future, would say she’d found her Jiminy Cricket.
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I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what she can do
She’s deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
She’s a maneater
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Oooo-oooh here she comes.
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Does anyone else find it interesting that Tarra’s actually trying to PERSUADE our boy here to stay?
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She doesn’t want him to stay, her ego just cant comprehend him wanting to leave. She’s actually gone full circle and become what she accused him of being by not respecting his wishes
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…okay, we know straight up from WoG that Tarra is envy.
She’s named her house AI after a synonym for pride. She has it address her as “queen”.
She must be overcompensating for something, but what in the world would drag her down that hard that she’s got to have THAT kind of buildup?
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Actually, the MY QUEEN thing is kind of reminiscent of a lot of Saturday morning cartoon hero shows. There are a few where the sentient AI addressed the hero(es) as “Sir/Lady,” or “Your Grace,” or “Your Eminence.”
I mean, if I had a sentient AI, I’d make it say, “AND NOW, ON THE MAIN STAGE, YOUR DISC JOCKEY SENSATION AND MASTER OF CEREMONIES. EM! CEE! KHAN! *plays John Cena theme song*” every time I entered a room with people.
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Why is it compensating to do these things? Why shouldn’t it be called augmenting?
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Because a full and satisfied ego doesn’t need constant feeding.
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Who says anything about need? What if it’s just want? Do Olympic champions do what they do out of need? As for a fully satisfied ego, pft – there’s no such thing. If she can do it, she will.
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I think it’s the craving for attention that’s the ego feeding. The having all the fancy tech and being competent enough to pull a lot of this off might just be sheer awesomeness & accomplishment if there were no real concern about others’ opinion of said tech & competence (basically more like if the act she puts on for her family or those she cares what they think about her were the truth rather than an act).
That’s the part that’s feeding an ego.
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Except YAS QUEEN is a meme.
https://www.bustle.com/articles/91565-where-did-yas-queen-come-from-and-why-is-it-taking-over-pop-culture
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Well that explains a lot. Three year old meme like a truck tire out of nowhere! Daaaaaamn EmCeeKhan!
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I remember memes 10 years old or any rock/pop/dance song between now and 1981, but I can’t remember the name of the person who just introduced themselves to me like 2 minutes ago and is now talking to me.
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I pretty well never remember anyone’s name until I get to the point that it really bugs me that I don’t know their name after knowing them for weeks. Then that irritation is usually enough that my memory kicks in.
But yes, I do also have an oddly good memory for random other things.
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You should hear about their tongue wagging at the Olympic villages. Those hot, hot, athletic bodies and stuff.
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That’s an add comparison to make considering Tarra is an Olympic champion. One who possibly gave her teammates food poisoning so she could win four gold medals at once.
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I had forgotten that. It’s just that I think that “compensating” is an over used explaination. It isn’t always the case.
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Oh, Tarra’s bad day IS getting worse. She’s actually losing the affection of one her would-be hapless suitors! What’s next? Will she lose this fight? Will a virus take away all her fancy tech? Will she lose her security deposit?
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Great, now I’m trying to think who sings this one.
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Hall & Oates?
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Now I I I I I’ll do anything, that you want me to do, yeah
And I’ll do almost anything, that you want me to, ooh yeah
But I can’t go for that, no … no can do
No, I can’t go for that, no …no can do
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I though fat fat was formed through catfood, cheeseburgers, and a localized blackhole…well, you learn something new each day I suppose.
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So this has always bothered me, in English… why do you guys type out things like “Dopeeeee”. I read that in my head as “Dope-eeeeeeey” or a really long out “Dopey”, which is clearly not what she means to say. It makes more sense read as “Dooooooope” but whenever dragging out a word in english people just use the last letter even if its the wrong sound? Why?
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I agree. in the word “dope” the o is the sound that should be elongated.
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Or pronounce it like that one guy on YouTube: DopAAAAHHHH!
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Okay. First of all, she’s trying to say something along the lines of “du – PEEEE” without saying “dupy.” And I kind of think that “dupy” would be off, because I kind of see Tarragon as being a one of a kind girl who does about everything in an original sense.
Dope is something that is coming back in resurgence, however I think that it’s supposed to describe something along a different line of thinking. Like, “This party is going to be so DOPE.” Then you have the “Dope” as in reference to a “Dolt” for the negative connotation equivalent to a “Nerd.” Or perhaps a possible homage to Homer. Simpson that is, “D’oh!”
And Khan, the guy may be wanting to say it like “DooopaAAAAAH.” But I think that one would be spelled like, “Dupah.” Perhaps along the Bostonian implied accent.
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But it’s to get an alliteration of the word’s sound as the word instead of the word itself. Also to imply an emphasis, because I kind of hear Tarragon saying it in a sing-song voice like a Disney Princess looking for her Prince Charming. I wanted to type Reibus for a lark, but Harpo hasn’t been in a convent in years.
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5 minutes, tops, eh? Murphy wonders if she has anything to eat here, because poor dude is now locked into this apartment, and we all know it ain’t a-gonna be no 5 minutes.
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I think that you’re right. I mean, it took her and Pumpkin all night long to get two lego sets and the hoverboard. However, it did take considerably quicker to level a store enough to leave a smouldering crater. Maybe like this guy’s heart?
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Wooooot. It’s been a while since we’ve been in the thirties.
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27 as of right now, I don’t recall seeing it this low before O.O
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We’ve been lower before.
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Hubris always meets Nemesis, and it’s never good.
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…I’ll be in my bunk.
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What if we need you?
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Then he’ll be in his bunk. This couldn’t be much clearer, Mr. Blue.
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mr.Blue can just go de-bunk him then.
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I’m not going back in there, it’s full of bunk.
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well at least we know the cats a good guy lol……and I think she may actually like the guy lol
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Hall and Oats FTW
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Beast wars
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You’re missing an “r” there…
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How is McFatFat made?
Well, when a mommy cat (Weiss) and a daddy cat love each other, they will share the same kibbles. And then later, they touch their little kitty noses together and rub their heads against each other. Then they curl up and go to sleep next door to the Buckingham’s house. They do this because the next morning they heard quite a chatter and then a yuge whoosh. When they looked away from the column of smoke they noticed Blondie Lightning Bolts coming towards them. Mommy cat and Daddy cat ran away because their friend, Hamster Lester Crest was just shot into the middle troposphere. But when they turned around because they just remembered their little kitten, King Elvis Prince Michael Jackson Oddbottom the Third, they saw that little Blondie Lightning Bolts had just picked up and rubbed her forehead on little King Elvis Prince Michael Jackson Oddbottom the Third they knew he was gone forever. But they knew that little Blondie Lightning Bolts had a good heart, because she was always feeding the animals near her house. Not like the dead eyed raven haired troll who kept shooting those little fun balls into the troposphere.
And you see kids, that’s where little McFatFat’s are made.
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Shouldn’t it be super doooooooooope rather than dopeeeeee. It’s the O sound that’s carried isnt it?
Other than that. I think the dude is done with this crap even though she may be warming up to him now that she can show off.
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Ah. And now I see above where someone else made the same observation…