You know, I never really experienced snow before, so it was pretty chilling to begin with, but the stop over in Detroit is the only time I felt my bones freeze. Why the hell do planes park in the middle of the taxi way instead of up against one of the gates?
During the days of the Lil’ Abner comic, Dogpatch (the poorest place in the US) was matched with Lower Slobbovia (the poorest place in Siberia) so logically that’s the next stop. Okay I recognize Slugworth, Wario, Desthstroke the Terminator and I’m guessing that’s her duplicate/sister but who’s the Bearded guy in the lower right corner?
Looks like Pewdiepie, which would explain all the irrational “reaction” his missteps on the internet bring. This whole time he’s been tapping into Tarra’s “extra dimensional bullshit” as the Landlady put it.
It wasn’t proven wrong. I believe it was proven to be made up by Hollywood as a silly plot device by scientists seeing several movies that used it and repeatedly shouting, “THE BRAIN DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!”
Maybe that’s why it was rejected. People use 100% of their brains, and Tarra’s thingamabob steal 90% of it to mine bitcoin. That’s supervillain shit right there.
There are bad days, horrible days..and then there’s “Your entire world has just shattered before your eyes now watch as you fall into the well days” that Tarra is seemingly starting to have.
Then her former compatriot calling her a “Bitch on Wheels” to cap it. Yeah..ouch.
I wonder is this kind of thing is new to Tarra or if overcoming setbacks (and doing it even better than before!) is standard operating procedure for her.
Juni, I don’t know what you did, but all I can ask is, how many died? That’s about the only thing left. Your little sister released a biological hazard on crowded shopping mall out of spite. Your older sister tried to use human brains to mine cryptocurrency. There’s literally not much left in the sheer evil camp unless you’re a genocidalist or you have some kind of pact with Satan. Have you signed anything in blood recently? Did you sacrifice your FIRST child to anything that we haven’t seen yet?
Not true, she could always invent something where one of the side effects gives cancer to the unborn, puppies, and kittens. Trust me, it can ALWAYS be worse!
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@Mr. Blue: Well I am glad that you at least discovered those allergies. Perhaps it will be a good first step to getting better and stronger
Good evening Sir Count. Recent discussions have reminded me of how easy it is to get off topic and demonstrated how one’s enjoyment of a debate is dependent on the temperament of the other participants.
On the one hand talk of a recently previewed Crab card led to debate about which of two other cards was less bad and while the tone was perhaps too clinical to be described as polite, neither was it malicious.
On the other hand a comment made in passing about the Phoenix led to me getting dragged into a discussion of their entire characterization over the past 20+ years which quickly turned unpleasant.
Is it just me or does Tarragon’s personality seem to have changed… a lot? She seems more callous and step-over-everyone-in-a-Bill-Gates kind of way, whereas before she seemed more effortlessly perfect and maybe just naive to the impact it had on other’s lives.
Was she always this way, and we just never got a good view of her life? Or is this a shift brought on by too much success?
I think the biggest factor is that there’s nobody around from her family to witness her attitude. That effortless perfection & aloofness isn’t as effortless as it appears (as we see when Ginger lays down the law) and we can consider that personality to be when Tarra is “on” as opposed to being herself. Plus she keeps getting bad news dropped on her, and that can’t be helping her mood any.
Deathstroke is definitely not as villainous as he may seem at times and especially in most comics. He’s wicked intelligent and skilled and has some decent supernatural enhancement and has had many opportunities to kill heroes but didn’t because it didn’t benefit him at the time. He’s more of a neutral character that follows his own agenda than a villain and sometimes an anti-hero. Though his arguably most prominent appearances in Teen Titans cartoon, The Arrows and even one of the Batman games paint him as a straight up villain.
So, if Tarra’s involvement in Lovecon was the final straw leader her assassin squads to ditch her, I guess this is why Ellie was on Sister X’s kill list, eh?
…and then I remembered, Ellie’s going to be “desperate enough to seek a job with family” at some point. Working at TarraCorp is going to be a disaster.
Don’t worry, be happy. By the end of the day, Tarra’s gonna be living with the rents again at this rate. Where’s she going to find the scratch to off a sister at that point, hmmmmm?
There’s so much awesome in this comic, but I just can’t get over the “human’s use ten percent of their brain” thing. As a former neuroscientist, it makes me twitch.
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Finally, a villain that has a beard and a headset. I’m already to cosplay as him.
Also, seems like Tarra is having a bad day… which seems odd. She might need to buy some new plot armor.
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Buy? Don’t you mean build?
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Uh… Isn’t that Pewdie Pie?
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Yep, don’t get why he’s there
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Because he’s evil. I’ve been warning people for years. Don’t trust any man who capitalizes one word in three different places and calls it a name.
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ShotGunShuffle
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That’s two words and you know it, anon. :D
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Damn it, why did it have to be Siberia?
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She sending you the Sibera of Sibera fatty! You pissed her off that much.
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Send him to…DETROIT!
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That’d just be cruel and unusual.
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You know, I never really experienced snow before, so it was pretty chilling to begin with, but the stop over in Detroit is the only time I felt my bones freeze. Why the hell do planes park in the middle of the taxi way instead of up against one of the gates?
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During the days of the Lil’ Abner comic, Dogpatch (the poorest place in the US) was matched with Lower Slobbovia (the poorest place in Siberia) so logically that’s the next stop. Okay I recognize Slugworth, Wario, Desthstroke the Terminator and I’m guessing that’s her duplicate/sister but who’s the Bearded guy in the lower right corner?
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Forgot to mention Bison by name but I recognize him to, and my bad, I wrote Wario but someone below pointed out it’s Waluigi. That’s 2 mistakes.
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Looks like Pewdiepie, which would explain all the irrational “reaction” his missteps on the internet bring. This whole time he’s been tapping into Tarra’s “extra dimensional bullshit” as the Landlady put it.
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That’s Sniper Wolf on the top middle, right codec frequency and everything.
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Cheeseburger!
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A fine write-in vote to remember with election day coming up.
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Remember. Vote “None of the Above”!
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GIANT METEOR 2020
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HE SPEAKS FOR ALL OF US
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HUGBEES!
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I don’t recognize the top left guy in the villians conference call.
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Slugworth from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Ha! I knew it was Slugworth. XD
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LOL PewDiePie.
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I WAHnder WAHt contribution Waluigi provides….
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Didn’t we already prove the whole 10% brain power thing was wrong ?
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What does the question of if something’s been proven wrong or not have to do with an FDA approval for a medical device?
I mean, my suspension of disbelief about differences between Shuffleverse and real life only goes so far.
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Well, this is a different timeline – perhaps human brains work differently over there.
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It wasn’t proven wrong. I believe it was proven to be made up by Hollywood as a silly plot device by scientists seeing several movies that used it and repeatedly shouting, “THE BRAIN DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!”
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Maybe that’s why it was rejected. People use 100% of their brains, and Tarra’s thingamabob steal 90% of it to mine bitcoin. That’s supervillain shit right there.
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There are bad days, horrible days..and then there’s “Your entire world has just shattered before your eyes now watch as you fall into the well days” that Tarra is seemingly starting to have.
Then her former compatriot calling her a “Bitch on Wheels” to cap it. Yeah..ouch.
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I wonder is this kind of thing is new to Tarra or if overcoming setbacks (and doing it even better than before!) is standard operating procedure for her.
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People LAUGHED at me when I told them that PewdiePie couldn’t be trusted.
Now I have proof. PROOF, I SAY!
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…use the other 90 percent to MINE BITCOIN??
AND JUNIPER’S THE WORST ONE???
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Right?
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Her evils ways a secret and make money while Junipers is very public, cost a lot of money and is a possible public health hazard.
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Are you confusing Juniper with Cinn? Juniper mainly hurts herself as far as I can tell.
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Juni, I don’t know what you did, but all I can ask is, how many died? That’s about the only thing left. Your little sister released a biological hazard on crowded shopping mall out of spite. Your older sister tried to use human brains to mine cryptocurrency. There’s literally not much left in the sheer evil camp unless you’re a genocidalist or you have some kind of pact with Satan. Have you signed anything in blood recently? Did you sacrifice your FIRST child to anything that we haven’t seen yet?
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Not true, she could always invent something where one of the side effects gives cancer to the unborn, puppies, and kittens. Trust me, it can ALWAYS be worse!
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No one died, it was actually much much worse.
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I was drunk and barfed in something mom was cooking.
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….. that would do it….
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Oh, god. Your mom went and served it without knowing, didn’t she?
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And I love how everybody in Tarra’s assassin squad has an LC code name. Rusche, how long did it take you to come up with that many LCs?
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He left out Lucerne Chevalier, Lucky Congaline, and Luscius Creamworthy, so, not very long, I imagine.
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@Mr. Blue: Well I am glad that you at least discovered those allergies. Perhaps it will be a good first step to getting better and stronger
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Good evening Sir Count. Recent discussions have reminded me of how easy it is to get off topic and demonstrated how one’s enjoyment of a debate is dependent on the temperament of the other participants.
On the one hand talk of a recently previewed Crab card led to debate about which of two other cards was less bad and while the tone was perhaps too clinical to be described as polite, neither was it malicious.
On the other hand a comment made in passing about the Phoenix led to me getting dragged into a discussion of their entire characterization over the past 20+ years which quickly turned unpleasant.
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Is it just me or does Tarragon’s personality seem to have changed… a lot? She seems more callous and step-over-everyone-in-a-Bill-Gates kind of way, whereas before she seemed more effortlessly perfect and maybe just naive to the impact it had on other’s lives.
Was she always this way, and we just never got a good view of her life? Or is this a shift brought on by too much success?
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I think the biggest factor is that there’s nobody around from her family to witness her attitude. That effortless perfection & aloofness isn’t as effortless as it appears (as we see when Ginger lays down the law) and we can consider that personality to be when Tarra is “on” as opposed to being herself. Plus she keeps getting bad news dropped on her, and that can’t be helping her mood any.
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In other words, this is Tarragon’s ONE VERY BAD DAY.
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You should see me on bad hair day xP
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When her mind lets go of the wheel?
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Slugworth?
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Yep.
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Ah I see, must be the Tuesday Mayhem Conference Call:
Slugworth, Sniper Wolf, Waluigi, Vega .. ahem M. Bison I mean, Slade and PewDiePie
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Why is she talking to a bunch of villains though?
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I mean, she’s on multiple “sexy assassin” squads (though 1 less as of this page), why wouldn’t she be teleconferencing with various villains?
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Okay, the 10% Brain Use is a myth :p Why couldn’t someone point that out to her?
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Honey, I’m still free; take a chance on me?
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Is Deathstroke really a bad guy, though? Always seemed more like an anti-hero to me.
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Your thinking of Deadpool. Not surprising, everyone does.
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No, I meant Deathstroke. He’s not completely evil. He helps the good guys sometimes.
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Deathstroke is definitely not as villainous as he may seem at times and especially in most comics. He’s wicked intelligent and skilled and has some decent supernatural enhancement and has had many opportunities to kill heroes but didn’t because it didn’t benefit him at the time. He’s more of a neutral character that follows his own agenda than a villain and sometimes an anti-hero. Though his arguably most prominent appearances in Teen Titans cartoon, The Arrows and even one of the Batman games paint him as a straight up villain.
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So, if Tarra’s involvement in Lovecon was the final straw leader her assassin squads to ditch her, I guess this is why Ellie was on Sister X’s kill list, eh?
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It may be part of it, but Anise was first for X to try to kill because her haircut was, in X’s view, the start of the downspiral.
So anything from Ellie would have to be realized later (Ellie changed her speech balloon color, which I assume to mean an attitude/outlook change).
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…and then I remembered, Ellie’s going to be “desperate enough to seek a job with family” at some point. Working at TarraCorp is going to be a disaster.
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“Only 10% of our Brians”?
That’s an outdated myth
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Imagine how bad Tarra’s day is going to get when she finds out about Ellie and David. I fear for Ellie’s well-being.
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Don’t worry, be happy. By the end of the day, Tarra’s gonna be living with the rents again at this rate. Where’s she going to find the scratch to off a sister at that point, hmmmmm?
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LMAO when slades involved u know s**t will hit the fan……not to mention I have a feeling voting her out is gonna come back to haunt them lol
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There’s so much awesome in this comic, but I just can’t get over the “human’s use ten percent of their brain” thing. As a former neuroscientist, it makes me twitch.
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Tarra’s grasp of the situation..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU6ebNd9v-w
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Has anyone else suggested that there seems to be a somewhat of a piggyback thing going on between SHOTGUN SHUFFLE and the NBC show BLINDSPOT?