Ellie Buckingham

Naive and short-sighted, but starting to learn how to put the “adult” in “adulting.” Still thinks PETA is a bread company.

Quinn Nicks

Ellie’s short-tempered roommate. Crippling fear of clowns, garbage disposals, and deep emotional connections.

Danny Fleetwood

Entrepreneur with very few ‘preneurs. Resum√© includes being shot twice and burning off his right eyebrow.

Caleb McVie

..the disdain…


Don’t cross her. 


Mr. Fatty McFatFat

Ellie’s feline with debilitating heart problems. Most likely
composed of several
smaller cats.

Mr. Stevens

Local high school English teacher. The obsession of at least two Buckinghams.

Tired Guy

The girls’ downstairs neighbor.
Saves what little energy he has left to see Quinn’s deserved eviction.


Ex-boyfriend of Quinn.
Doesn’t understand why
you hate him.

Barrel Block



You are now caught up.


The chain wielding not-vampire.

Hates your favorite fan-fiction.






The cosplaying, youngest sister. Has many interests, some still in question.


As creepy as her soulless eyes suggest. Apathetic, amoral and oddly fascinated with rodents. 

Lavender Ellie

The most curvaceous of the sisters. And by that, I meant the most well-rounded. Yeah, that wasn’t any better.


Little Miss Constant-letdown.
The person that hits rock bottom, then starts drilling.


Remember that goth girl from high school that was really hot?
I found her. She’s right here.

Tarragon (Tarra)

On the surface she’s every parent’s dream child: successful, ambitious, self-reliant…but some cracks are starting to show…


Mom Jr. – Regulator of Sisters and Eater of Worlds. The only person that presumably has a handle on Tarra.

Chamomile (Cami)

Technically a cousin and not actually a sister at all–not for lack of trying, however.



Since she hardly sees her own family, she’s adopted the Buckinghams as a suitable replacement…for now.




Accidentally left overnight hanging from a jungle gym, this mini-Atlas now holds multiple Minecraft realms on her shoulders. Loves giving her snake (“Ribbit”) trashy makeovers.


Glued to social media 26 hours a day. Suffers from perpetual duck face.

If she could transplant her hand with a phone, she totally would.



Can’t remember her lines.

Always staring at the camera.