Ellie block 4

Ellie Buckingham

Just another wayward teen.
Naive and short-sighted.
Still thinks PETA is a
bread company.

quinn block 3

Quinn Nicks

Reluctant roommate of Ellie.
Fairly bitchy and short-fused.
Crippling fear of Clowns. Probably saw “IT” at too young of age.

Danny block

Danny Fleetwood

Entrepreneur with very few ‘preneurs.

Resume’ includes being shot twice and burning off his right eyebrow.

Caleb Block

Caleb McVie

..the disdain…



Mr. Fatty McFatFat

Ellie’s feline with debilitating heart problems. Most likely
composed of several
smaller cats.

Stevens block

Mr. Stevens

Local Highschool English teacher. Namely Pumpkin’s. Likes to overhear his student’s conversations.

Tired Guy block 2

Tired Guy

The girls’ downstairs neighbor.
Saves what little energy he has left to see Quinn’s deserved eviction.



Ex-boyfriend of Quinn.
Doesn’t understand why
you hate him.

Barrel Block



You are now caught up.




The chain wielding not-vampire.

Hates your favorite fan-fiction.

The Sisters Buckingham



Pumpkin block


The cosplaying, youngest sister. Has many interests.
Some still in question.

Cinnamon block


As creepy as her soulless eyes suggest. Odd fascination with rodents and control over others emotions.
Also, probably a little sexist…

ellie block 3

Lavender Ellie

The most curvaceous of the sisters. And by that, I meant the most well-rounded.
Yeah, that wasn’t any better.

Juniper block


Little Miss Constant-letdown.
The person that hits rock bottom, then starts drilling.

Anise block


Remember that goth girl from high school that was really hot?
I found her.
She’s right here.

Tarra block

Tarragon (Tarra)

Every parent’s dream child.
Successful. Competent. Self reliant. Endlessly ambitious like perpetual-motion took human form.

Ginger block


Totally Mom Jr. Regulator of sisters and eater of worlds.
The only person that presumably has a handle on Tarra.