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Every Other Generation

on December 2, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 3, Shotgun Shuffle

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  1. Weirdy
    Weirdy
    December 2, 2013, 2:36 am

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    the goofy one..

    feh

    • Pumpkin
      Pumpkin
      December 2, 2013, 2:40 am

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      Be glad he got THAT close. He keeps looking at me like Ellie somehow got smaller.

      • Lazy 1
        Lazy 1
        December 2, 2013, 2:42 am

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        You sayin’ I’m fat?

        • Pumpkin
          Pumpkin
          December 2, 2013, 2:43 am

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          Yes fatass.

          • teh dumb one
            teh dumb one
            December 2, 2013, 2:46 am

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            We should have played more pranks on him growing up since we’re twins, Ellie.

            • Lazy 1
              Lazy 1
              December 2, 2013, 2:47 am

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              …

              Yeah, pretty sure he can tell US apart more than any other. :((((

              • Tarra xoxo
                Tarra xoxo
                December 2, 2013, 2:50 am

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                She just watched the Parent Trap on Netflix. She think’s you two could pull that off. I tried reasoning with her.

                • Lazy 1
                  Lazy 1
                  December 2, 2013, 2:52 am

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                  Pull off what? Our parents don’t need reuniting, plus they live in the same house.

                  • teh dumb one
                    teh dumb one
                    December 2, 2013, 2:54 am

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                    I’ll level with you.. I really just wanted to sing the songs.

                    • Lazy 1
                      Lazy 1
                      December 2, 2013, 2:55 am

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                      LET’S GET TOGETHERRRR! YA YA YA

                    • Rusche
                      Rusche
                      December 2, 2013, 3:01 am

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                      I wonder how long you’d go on if comments weren’t limited to 10 levels. =P

                    • Pumpkin
                      Pumpkin
                      December 2, 2013, 3:14 am

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                      We just do this

                    • That one
                      That one
                      December 2, 2013, 8:49 am

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                      When did this start? Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me anything?

                    • PAt
                      PAt
                      December 2, 2013, 2:36 pm

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                      It started after McFatFat ran out of WHAM songs to listen to.

            • Andy, son of the first
              Andy, son of the first
              December 2, 2013, 8:48 pm

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              *Just stares at teh dumb one with mouth full of turkey.* Percy, did she just say that?

              • Percy the first
                Percy the first
                December 2, 2013, 9:31 pm

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                Wow, even you know the difference between identical and fraternal twins.

                And how do you still have turkey left to eat? Hurry up before Grampa gets cranky.

                • Andy, son of the first
                  Andy, son of the first
                  December 3, 2013, 10:47 pm

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                  Sorry, got distracted by that comment. *Proceeds to destroy turkey with extreme prejudice.*

      • TheLastoutlaw
        TheLastoutlaw
        December 2, 2013, 9:26 pm

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        I know where Pumpkin’s gravatar comes from…

        Still trying to figure out what the source of Ellie’s is.

        • pat
          pat
          December 2, 2013, 11:18 pm

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          I don’t know where Pumpkin’s avatar comes from? Nickelodeon?

          • TheLastoutlaw
            TheLastoutlaw
            December 2, 2013, 11:32 pm

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            Google the character “Gum” from the game “Jet Set Radio Future” and you’ll find the original un-retouched pic easily. It bugged me for a while because I KNEW I had seen it somewhere before.

            Ellie’s gravvy at first impression looks like a photshopped picture of a young Britney Spears but I could be wrong.

            • Mr. Blue
              Mr. Blue
              December 5, 2013, 12:06 am

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              I did, and I even watched a you tube video on it, and I don’t think that she looks like it. But then, I don’t play that game much, xbox, playstation, whatever it is you young people do today with those things in your hands.

              • theLastOutlaw
                theLastOutlaw
                December 5, 2013, 3:51 pm

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                Here’s the pic of Gum that Pumkins avvy is from.

                http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/47021601/Jet+Set+Radio+Future+OST+gum_cr.jpg

                • Mr. Blue
                  Mr. Blue
                  December 7, 2013, 1:51 am

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                  Okay, thanks. I see it now.

    • Thor
      Thor
      December 2, 2013, 3:20 am

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      I never met a meta I didn’t like.

      • Chris
        Chris
        December 2, 2013, 7:21 am

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        What about the one that tried to kill all the Reds and Blues?

        • FeatherQuillInkpot
          FeatherQuillInkpot
          December 2, 2013, 8:54 am

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          That one is the coolest Meta there is.

          • Chris
            Chris
            December 2, 2013, 9:47 am

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            Not for trying to kill them, but for being the scariest f-ing mute in the universe.

      • Delta Echo
        Delta Echo
        December 2, 2013, 9:51 am

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        I never metaphor I didn’t like.

  2. Lazy 1
    Lazy 1
    December 2, 2013, 3:14 am

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    Or this

    • Ginger
      Ginger
      December 2, 2013, 3:18 am

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      I just got here. How am I supposed to do the avatar thing? Does it know it’s me, or … ??

      And why do I look so tired in the comic? Do I really look that bad?? Omg if I look that bad I want to see these first. How many have I been in so far?

      • Ginger
        Ginger
        December 2, 2013, 3:20 am

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        That’s not me. That’s your roommate. I just saw the cast page. I’m not always yelling at the kids. Everyone’s going to think that now. Now I’m like the bitchy one to everyone seeing this. Ugh

        • Weirdy
          Weirdy
          December 2, 2013, 3:22 am

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          ginger, i love you.. but SHUTUP

        • Chris
          Chris
          December 2, 2013, 7:15 am

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          Ginger you look great right now. You definitely look better awake than half dead on a La-Z Boy.

          • Percy the first
            Percy the first
            December 2, 2013, 9:10 am

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            Isn’t it gross when she drools in her sleep?

            • Chris
              Chris
              December 2, 2013, 9:49 am

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              As long as you don’t drool while awake you’ve got things covered.

            • That one guy
              That one guy
              December 2, 2013, 8:43 pm

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              As her child, you’re supposed to take pictures of that sort of thing or ask her about her drooling around other adults not related to you. Then act innocent and pretend you don’t understand why you weren’t supposed to do that because it really was interesting and you were impressed that she could drool that much because you haven’t ever reached that distance that you’ve noticed. Then keep doing that as long as you can get away with it. It’s a time honored tradition.

              • Percy the first
                Percy the first
                December 2, 2013, 9:33 pm

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                If she reads this I won’t be able to get away with that ever again.

                Andy, c’mere. We need to talk.

                • Andy, son of the first
                  Andy, son of the first
                  December 3, 2013, 10:51 pm

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                  It’s OK, I’ve gotten plenty of pics with my 3DGS. Look, you can see it in 3D!

                  • Percy the first
                    Percy the first
                    December 4, 2013, 7:51 am

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                    Awesome. You are the best.

              • pat
                pat
                December 2, 2013, 11:19 pm

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                You forgot the plentiful use of cherry kool-aid.

        • Percy the first
          Percy the first
          December 2, 2013, 9:07 am

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          Ellie knows how the picture thing works, it isn’t that hard.

          You totally yell sometimes though.

          • pat
            pat
            December 2, 2013, 2:30 pm

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            Yeah, you just got to wait until someone says that yer icon is “High Art” because it’s a cartooned attempt at a classical art representation of a cartoon.

            Calvin and Hobbes said so before then went to the CalvinBall pit mine.

            • Percy the first
              Percy the first
              December 2, 2013, 6:48 pm

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              What?

            • That one guy
              That one guy
              December 2, 2013, 8:45 pm

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              We always had the family tradition of trying to sneak as much sugar to other people’s kids as possible. Teaching them the fundamentals of CalvinBall would be a good idea in that vein too.

              • pat
                pat
                December 2, 2013, 11:19 pm

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                Darn straight there, Skippy.

                I’ve been reading about Calvin Ball since Hector was a pup.

                • Percy the first
                  Percy the first
                  December 3, 2013, 9:30 pm

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                  Is Calvin Ball like Madden? I’m not really into sports games.

                  • pat
                    pat
                    December 4, 2013, 12:50 am

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                    Calvin Ball is the ultimate in un organized sports play. No two games are alike. The rules are always changing, and it depends on who has the Calvin Ball.

  3. Terra
    Terra
    December 2, 2013, 3:28 am

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    Huh, so the reason the parents don’t have the “family birthmark”, is because it skips a generation. Interesting “plot twist”. I approve.

    Also, why is pops in such a big hurry to finish eating? Are they going to play some rugby after dinner?

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 2, 2013, 9:58 am

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      Indoor ricochet death frisbee.

      • Lane
        Lane
        December 2, 2013, 8:45 pm

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        Black Friday Shopping is my bet. rugby sounds like more fun though.

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 2, 2013, 8:47 pm

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      I’m going to go with “Murder She Wrote” is on and Pappa B NEVER misses it but isn’t allowed to leave the table until N% of people are done.

      I’m also wondering which side of the family the birthmark hails from.

      • pat
        pat
        December 2, 2013, 11:20 pm

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        What is the percent of lightning bolts, anyway?

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 3, 2013, 7:00 pm

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          Lightning bolts? I’d have to say more than 1.21 jigga-percent.

          • pat
            pat
            December 4, 2013, 12:50 am

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            +2

  4. Matt
    Matt
    December 2, 2013, 7:38 am

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    I am curious about what Papa Buckingham’s hurry is. On another note, Ginger’s baby is adorable. And poor Quinn’s hair XD

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 2, 2013, 8:49 pm

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      Asperand and McFatFat both seem to find it irresistible. Both are characters that we wouldn’t generally consider fully cognizant of the world around them and expected social proprieties.

      Now I’m wondering if Cinn or Juniper will join in before Thanksgiving is over…

  5. James
    James
    December 2, 2013, 8:08 am

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    Hmm.

    I like Ginger. She has a kind face in that panel, when she’s not under stress.

  6. dragonking
    dragonking
    December 2, 2013, 8:21 am

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    Was gunna say something about asperands, but I was thinking ampersand… bit of a throw off, as the kid doesn’t have the a in the middle so his cheek is just a spiral. So I’m wondering if ginger named her kids after the birthmarks, or are just using them for nicknames similar to Herb is doing to Ellie.

    • Bunny
      Bunny
      December 2, 2013, 8:23 am

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      Herb! (giggle) how did I miss that the Dad’s name is Herb?!

      • TheLastOutlaw
        TheLastOutlaw
        December 2, 2013, 9:12 am

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        Chris mentioned it somewhere deep in the comments of the previous comic.

        • pat
          pat
          December 2, 2013, 2:31 pm

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          I think that you need to look a bit higher than that. He took the first name mentioned, otherwise I’d still be petitioning for “Gerund”

          • thelastoutlaw
            thelastoutlaw
            December 2, 2013, 4:45 pm

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            You are thinking of William, Gingers husband. Herb is the one in a hurry to finish eating.

            • pat
              pat
              December 2, 2013, 11:22 pm

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              Yeah, I just got that all mixed up, under the assumption that first he was talking about William, and then Herb being the same person, as they are both fathers.

              What with all the rush in my lame hiliarity, I got confused. Was it six jokes or five?

              • theLastOutlaw
                theLastOutlaw
                December 2, 2013, 11:34 pm

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                So you have to ask yourself… do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?

                • Mr. Blue
                  Mr. Blue
                  December 5, 2013, 12:07 am

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                  I do now.

                  My future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

  7. Anime fan
    Anime fan
    December 2, 2013, 8:54 am

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    Pop was in the military, wasn’t he.

    • pat
      pat
      December 2, 2013, 2:31 pm

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      He has to get to the store before all of the people that the cashier’s like to complain about show up.

    • Hal
      Hal
      December 2, 2013, 2:58 pm

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      How is this taking longer than 5 minutes? Are you people actually trying to TASTE the food?

    • pat
      pat
      December 2, 2013, 11:22 pm

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      I’m guessing that either he was born in New York, or his parents moved to Florida to branch out their muffler business.

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 3, 2013, 7:02 pm

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      Quinn’s dad is definitely military (still I think), but I don’t recall that being mentioned for Ellie’s dad. Doesn’t mean I didn’t miss it, though.

  8. TheLastoutlaw
    TheLastoutlaw
    December 2, 2013, 9:19 am

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    So one of the sub themes to this comic is the apparently the overall abuse of Quinn’s hair.

    Violently removed by her roommate? Check.

    Munched on by her roommate’s cat? Check.

    Munched on by her roommate’s nephew? Check.

    Set fire to by her roommate’s (randomizer go!)? Pending…

    • Delta Echo
      Delta Echo
      December 2, 2013, 9:52 am

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      Clearly one of the squirrels will be responsible for setting it on fire.

      • CoffeeFox
        CoffeeFox
        December 2, 2013, 10:21 am

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        No, it’ll be Ian, when he sets up a new show and accidently lights Quinn instead of the “Sorta Cool Ring of Fire.”

        • pat
          pat
          December 2, 2013, 2:32 pm

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          Are you sure that it’s not Clark W. Grizzwold?

          • CoffeeFox
            CoffeeFox
            December 2, 2013, 5:19 pm

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            No. He’d set it on fire when he was setting up the Christmas lights or trying to make smores. Not sure which.

            • pat
              pat
              December 2, 2013, 11:23 pm

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              And here I just thought that it would be some crazy accident with a stick of glue and the Thomas Magnum BB Gun.

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 2, 2013, 8:54 pm

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          I think setting Quinn’s hair on fire would be a good intro for the character in a stocking cap that was in the vote picture for the story arc we’re on. That’s make a good roommate introduction. Ellie could even offer to try to negotiate Pumpkin into sticking with the family discount instead of charging emergency prices on a wig as an apology.

          Seriously, he’d be at least a quarter of the reader base’s favorite new character if he set Quinn’s hair on fire within his first ten comic appearances. At least for a while.

          • pat
            pat
            December 2, 2013, 11:24 pm

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            To quote Dunesbury, “He doesn’t flinch.”

            • Richie
              Richie
              December 3, 2013, 11:04 am

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              “Dune”sbury? Fear is the mindkiller, Zonker…

          • thelastOutlaw
            thelastOutlaw
            December 2, 2013, 11:35 pm

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            Setting Quinn’s hair on fire would be an awesome way to introduce a new character.

  9. Lane
    Lane
    December 2, 2013, 9:47 am

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    Shouldn’t Ginger’s kids not have them if it skips a generation?

    • Chris
      Chris
      December 2, 2013, 9:51 am

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      Or somfing lik that.

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 2, 2013, 9:59 am

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      That’s why Ginger’s kids all have the caps-lock version. The letters skipped.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 2, 2013, 8:56 pm

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        Maybe caps skipped numbers to special characters and Ginger’s grandchildren will skip the lack of birthmark and get lower case letters?

      • pat
        pat
        December 2, 2013, 11:27 pm

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        My theory is that the family birthmark is from either dominant or recessive genes. However, seeing as how they both have to be present in the dominant dominant or recessive recessive configuration, then both mother and father needed to have at least 50% of the DNA to foster onto the children’s genetic material.

        However, I submit that if one parent is 100% dominant or recessive in terms of the birthmark, and the other is 50%, then there is at least a 50% chance that someone could have been born without the birthmark.

        Now that I think of it, I think I’ll just bunk it and toss it all in the waste bin.

        • Ikaru
          Ikaru
          December 3, 2013, 9:42 am

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          I was actually just thinking along those lines. Woo genetics.

          • pat
            pat
            December 4, 2013, 12:52 am

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            elf quest,

            elfquest,

            ELFQUEST, HOOOOooooOOOOO!

  10. Richie
    Richie
    December 2, 2013, 11:14 am

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    Whew, the comments have really taken a weird turn today; no more long weekends for any of you…

  11. Wraith21
    Wraith21
    December 2, 2013, 12:14 pm

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    …asperand…

    hey, wait a minute! I called it!
    (>”)> <("”)>

    • pat
      pat
      December 2, 2013, 2:33 pm

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      NOW, you have something to put in the forum. :D

  12. Banena
    Banena
    December 2, 2013, 12:14 pm

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    EAT THE HAAAIIIRRRRR.

    When I have hair in my mouth I freak out until I can find it and remove it. I don’t understand the need to put hair in ones mouth. Silly Babies ;}

    Also, Anise is the only one who eats three servings?? That family needs to kick their thanksgiving celebrations up a knotch. Hahaha

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 2, 2013, 12:44 pm

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      When you’ve only got a spork, a proper feeding can be difficult to engineer.

    • pat
      pat
      December 2, 2013, 2:34 pm

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      I respectfully submit that there may be two weird ones, but in this family, the father may not be entirely cognizant of the sistercouncil.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 2, 2013, 9:00 pm

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        “Goofy” could be talking about Cinn’s eyes too. I mean, that’s a valid parental positive spin on “more soulless and dead than any of your twin’s stuffed animals.”

        • pat
          pat
          December 2, 2013, 11:15 pm

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          That was my intent with the lack of direct reference.

          • That one guy
            That one guy
            December 3, 2013, 7:05 pm

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            I thought you were thinking Pumpkin was second goofy one on the assumption she frequently cosplays around the house. Frequent random cosplaying seems like the sort of thing Pa Buckingham would call goofy.

            • pat
              pat
              December 4, 2013, 12:53 am

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              If that was all that she did, I think that he’d call her sane.

              Besides, I’m betting that she’s one of the few girls that ever hit pop up for money.

  13. Anonymousanonymous
    Anonymousanonymous
    December 2, 2013, 2:39 pm

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    Where’s a next generation joke when you need one…

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 2, 2013, 2:56 pm

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      Make it so.

      • Jamilee
        Jamilee
        December 2, 2013, 10:12 pm

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        This made me smile

  14. Tez
    Tez
    December 2, 2013, 10:55 pm

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    Wait so are the Nephew names Andy (&) Percy (%) and uh… Hash (#)?

    • Rusche
      Rusche
      December 2, 2013, 11:15 pm

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      The only names I established were Percy % in comments and Asperand @ in the above strip. Hash is close for #. But I’m planning on it actually being “Tag” (even though it’s properly called an octothorpe.)

      “Andy” for the fourth nephew is a fan commentor taking a stab at it, I think. ;P

      • thelastOutlaw
        thelastOutlaw
        December 2, 2013, 11:37 pm

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        My vote for Hashpound has been for naught.

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 3, 2013, 9:45 am

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        Heee….”Thorpe.”

        • Thelastoutlaw
          Thelastoutlaw
          December 3, 2013, 8:59 pm

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          I kind of like Thorpe actually.

          • pat
            pat
            December 4, 2013, 12:55 am

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            I like it, while going on the earlier Professor and Ginger, I definitely get a Thurston Howell, III vibe going with Thorpe.

      • ßihasmaus
        ßihasmaus
        December 3, 2013, 11:26 am

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        It would be more like Andrew maybe

      • pat
        pat
        December 4, 2013, 12:54 am

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        Worhol or Rooney?

  15. DGR
    DGR
    December 3, 2013, 2:26 am

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    Ah, man. I haven’t commented here in forever.

    • Ikaru
      Ikaru
      December 3, 2013, 9:39 am

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      …You commented just to say that?

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 5, 2013, 12:08 am

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        I would.

        • Mr. Blue
          Mr. Blue
          December 9, 2013, 11:55 am

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          Yes, you just did.

  16. anonreader1
    anonreader1
    December 3, 2013, 2:32 am

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    BABY EATING HAIR. SHO CUTEEEEE.

    Ahahaha, seriously, I think the cuteness in your webcomic is the best!

  17. Captain Jack
    Captain Jack
    December 3, 2013, 4:35 am

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    Wait, if it skips every other generation, how do the grandkids have them?

    • Ikaru
      Ikaru
      December 3, 2013, 9:39 am

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      Well, they aren’t really….letters. I guess? I don’t know. That made me scratch my head to. Maybe Ellie is just mistaken.

  18. BMunro
    BMunro
    December 3, 2013, 12:53 pm

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    “Lightning bolts”…”goofy one”…he can’t keep _any_ of their names straight, can he?

    • Rusche
      Rusche
      December 3, 2013, 1:20 pm

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      Its exhausting for him.

    • pat
      pat
      December 4, 2013, 12:56 am

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      It, it’s easier than keeping flash cards, phone cheats and writing on their foreheads. Which, I think that if he were to do that, he’d have to apply the goofy moniker to himself as well.

  19. Scruffy
    Scruffy
    December 3, 2013, 3:02 pm

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    I’d have to guess that it is a matter of boys get it in the next generation, where girls don’t. Dad doesn’t have the marks because its not from his family, its from mom’s family – so mom doesn’t have them, daughters do. If their were granddaughters, there would be no marks on them, but grandsons get marks.

    • ßihasmaus
      ßihasmaus
      December 3, 2013, 3:36 pm

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      Valid point

  20. ßihasmaus
    ßihasmaus
    December 3, 2013, 4:05 pm

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    100th comment just wanted ta late y’all know

    • Logan
      Logan
      December 3, 2013, 6:17 pm

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      Yer autocorrect is off kilter there bub

    • THELASTOUTLAW
      THELASTOUTLAW
      December 3, 2013, 9:00 pm

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      Onward, to 200 posts!

  21. Dr. Z
    Dr. Z
    December 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

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    Oh Lord.

    Is he rushing the Thanksgiving feast to go shop???

    • THELASTOUTLAW
      THELASTOUTLAW
      December 3, 2013, 9:01 pm

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      That would be my guess.

      • Sunshine
        Sunshine
        December 3, 2013, 11:12 pm

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        To get it over with.

    • That one
      That one
      December 3, 2013, 9:21 pm

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      Well of course, what else are we going to do?

      And am I meeting you guys there or at the house? I may have been slightly drunk and deleted the text you sent me. Or you never sent me one. Either way I was drunk.

    • pat
      pat
      December 4, 2013, 12:59 am

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      Think about it.

      A man runs into the store, he gets what he wants and something to drink. Less than three minutes, unless the donuts are almost finished.

      A woman runs into the store, she has to access her mental menu for the month, compare that to what’s on sale, best bargains in aisle six, what can be frozen, how much space is in the freezer, what can be scrapped for dinner this week to get space in the freezer by putting it into the fridge after they get home. etc.,. etc., etc., gossip, gossip, gossip., comment on what that trashy woman is wearing while she leads that goofy looking guy with spiky black hair and scissors for hands into that place where he runs out less than three minutes later.

      I tell you, a guy knows how to get out of a store.

  22. pat
    pat
    December 4, 2013, 1:01 am

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    Now, I’m kind of wondering where the hair thing started. Ginger used the pronoun, “WE.” I’m thinking that while she is the first sister, she may have been on the receiving as well as giving end a few times with the sharp stuff. You know, like that one guy had for hands when he was led into that store where that trashy woman led him in. And he came back out in about less than two minutes.

    • Tez
      Tez
      December 4, 2013, 2:11 am

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      Pretty sure that’s not the formal “we”. Google Church Lady and you’ll see it’s a flip on the “royal we” to be condenscending.

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 4, 2013, 7:33 pm

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      Tarra was introduced as the only one to avoid receiving an amateur haircut, so Ginger being on the receiving end has already been confirmed.

  23. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    December 4, 2013, 9:25 pm

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    so Anise has a glass eye?

    • Rusche
      Rusche
      December 4, 2013, 10:08 pm

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      Mayyyyyyyyyyybe

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 5, 2013, 12:09 am

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        Or Juniper has an eye on her glass.

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