Shotgun Shuffle is nearing it’s 1 yr Anniversary.

Thanks for the 10,000 pageviews so far. Visited by 83 countries and counting! (tho, I really thought I’d be bigger in central Africa.)

Impressionable kids, please don’t misuse Tilex as shown above. Here at Shotshuff, we’re big on serving the public, so here’s a helpful PSA on other common household products and warning labels actually listed on them:

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.