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Sisters Of The Moon Part 1
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Sisters Of The Moon Part 1

on December 16, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 3, Shotgun Shuffle

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  1. Jimmy Joe III
    Jimmy Joe III
    December 16, 2013, 6:36 am

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    Can it be? Am I the first one here? And not the 500th for once?

    I NEEDS me one of dem Walking Dead Legos!

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 16, 2013, 8:18 am

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      I’m kind of stunned that that isn’t already a thing. Then I checked Amazon and it is kind of a thing. There’s a little Lego Michonne, Carl and Rick.

      • Matthew
        Matthew
        December 17, 2013, 6:48 pm

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        Never check Amazon to see what is and is not official Lego. Always check Lego.com. That way you will avoid clone bricks (the poorly-designed stuff like Mega Bloks and the flimsy stuff like BestLock, etc.) as well as third-party groups who make their own kits out of Lego parts (which is NOT a bad thing, it just causes a few misunderstandings if people aren’t clear on what it is).

        Also, there is no such thing as a Toys R Us Lego exclusive. :) I’m currently active as a brick artist with WAMALUG, displaying at charity events and museums in the DC area. We’re ALWAYS on the lookout for more parts at good prices. TRU is not a go-to place normally, and they never carry exclusives. (This isn’t a knock against Shotgun Shuffle, I’m just pointing this out in case anyone doesn’t realize that this is part of the fictional absurdity.)

        On the art front, great job. I’m not sure I’ve seen better hand-drawn Lego since . . . ever. I vote for more Lego! (Yeah, big surprise.)

        • Random Guy
          Random Guy
          December 17, 2013, 8:02 pm

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          Living every five-year-olds dream…

        • Rusche
          Rusche
          December 17, 2013, 9:51 pm

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          Thanks, Matthew for the note on the art. The comic takes place in a time I like to call future-present. So it deals with current themes, but with technology and situations slightly more advanced than our own (hoverboard, inimbus.) So in said FUTURE-PRESENT, Toys R Us now has Lego Exclusives!

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 17, 2013, 11:39 pm

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            I just heard thunder, but the sky is clear. Did you guys hear thunder?

    • jee
      jee
      December 16, 2013, 8:51 am

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      the Walking Dead Legos pale in comparison to the awesome that is the Breaking Bad Lego set

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 16, 2013, 9:04 am

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        Now featuring the Walt’s RV, Badger’s Drug Bust and Los Pollos Hermanos playsets.

      • Rusche
        Rusche
        December 16, 2013, 11:51 am

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        Very true. Breaking Bad is a superior show. But I’m going for fictional items, and the Breaking Bad Legos DO exist, tho not sanctioned by Legos Inc.

        • White Rice
          White Rice
          December 16, 2013, 12:52 pm

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          I originally though, and will continue to think, that these LEGOs are based off the comic, and not the show (thus improving their cannon-ness, and providing a natural boost to awesomeness) which will still allow for other LEGOs to hold “best show adaptation” positions.

          Now, be glad nobody’s getting a Game of Thrones “Red Wedding” set, that’d be just a tad more disturbing (but would work quite well, with the interchangeable LEGO parts)

          • jee
            jee
            December 16, 2013, 2:12 pm

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            now THAT would be a truly epic set that I would be proud to own and show off to my friends…

        • Jessica
          Jessica
          December 17, 2013, 7:57 am

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          Real Hoverboard http://www.mattycollector.com/store/matty/en_US/pd/ThemeID.1298800/productID.247060500#.UrBJ0fRDuSo

        • Random Guy
          Random Guy
          December 17, 2013, 8:06 pm

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          I’m looking for the Breaking Bad/ Dr. Dreadful Candy Lab.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 17, 2013, 11:40 pm

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            That would put the Mad Scientist candy/brain lab out of business for sure. And, it would probably be in the Executive entertainment selection on SkyMall.

  2. Mr. Lavender
    Mr. Lavender
    December 16, 2013, 6:47 am

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    Are we sure we’re not buying those for ourselves. Ellie want all those things.

    • Mr. Along for the ride apparently
      Mr. Along for the ride apparently
      December 16, 2013, 6:49 am

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      Mattel has been under severe pressure for the last 2 decades to fulfill this toy prophecy?

      • Mr. Rainbow
        Mr. Rainbow
        December 16, 2013, 11:48 pm

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        Thanks for trying to keep up. We appreciate the effort.

    • Percy the first
      Percy the first
      December 16, 2013, 7:12 am

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      I have never been so excited for Christmas in my entire life.

      • Percy the first
        Percy the first
        December 16, 2013, 7:13 am

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        So excited I messed up typing my email.

        • Andy, son of the first
          Andy, son of the first
          December 16, 2013, 11:45 pm

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          Still excited if they get pink?

          • Percy the first
            Percy the first
            December 16, 2013, 11:56 pm

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            Dude! Hoverboard! What do you think? And no, you can’t ride it no matter what color it is.

            • Andy, son of the first
              Andy, son of the first
              December 17, 2013, 2:07 am

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              OK, fine. Can I at least undo the cover and see the innards? I want to try making some things from the technology!

              • Percy the first
                Percy the first
                December 17, 2013, 5:10 pm

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                You said the same thing about my iPod. Get the iPod working again and we’ll talk.

                • Andy, son of the first
                  Andy, son of the first
                  December 18, 2013, 12:19 am

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                  Well, your iPod may have some… Problems… Now, but I made the house phone play mp3s!

    • Not Mine
      Not Mine
      December 16, 2013, 8:44 am

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      I will forgive your rent for a month if you get two of each so I get them as well.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 16, 2013, 6:40 pm

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        Only a month’s rent for a hoverboard and zombie Leggos at Christmas release? Holy crap you’re stingy.

        • Not Mine
          Not Mine
          December 16, 2013, 9:06 pm

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          I’m taking into account the fact that they managed to pull me in to this madness as part of what she owes me.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 16, 2013, 10:11 pm

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            You just went along with the ride because you’d just be stuck at home on the computer talking to the nerd trio amigos.

            • Not Mine
              Not Mine
              December 17, 2013, 3:20 pm

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              …and that’d be worse than this?

              • That one guy
                That one guy
                December 17, 2013, 8:50 pm

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                There’s something a coworker said the Monday after competing in Tough Mudder over the weekend. He said, “There can be a big difference between an enjoyable experience and a good story. I got a good story.”

                To be fair, he absolutely did get a good story out of it.

              • Mr. Blue
                Mr. Blue
                December 17, 2013, 11:52 pm

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                You could be at the movie theatre suffering through the hobbit mashup.

        • Steve
          Steve
          December 16, 2013, 9:42 pm

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          I would love to see a strip where Not Mine and Mr. Lavender are on the floor of their apartment, playing with Legos.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 16, 2013, 10:11 pm

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            muha ha ha ha.

            Who would be Michonne?

            • Steve
              Steve
              December 17, 2013, 1:37 am

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              I envision a short fight over that–not haircutting, but perhaps another drywall’d–followed by Not Mine as the Governor and Mr. Lavender as Michonne. Later, by way of compensation, Not Mine would play Rick and Mr. Lavender would play Carl.

              • Mr. Blue
                Mr. Blue
                December 17, 2013, 11:53 pm

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                Carl, but what about Lenny?

  3. Mr. Yellowish somethin'or'nuther
    Mr. Yellowish somethin'or'nuther
    December 16, 2013, 6:52 am

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    That’s one BFS!

  4. Steve
    Steve
    December 16, 2013, 8:13 am

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    Lego Michonne is shockingly adorable. Or is it adorbs? I’m so lost with the current lingo.

    • Mr. Black
      Mr. Black
      December 16, 2013, 8:27 am

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      shes a total hotty mchotterson

      • Mr. Lavender
        Mr. Lavender
        December 16, 2013, 8:28 am

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        Totes Magotes!!1!

        • Mr. Black
          Mr. Black
          December 16, 2013, 8:29 am

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          T O T E S M A G O T E S

          • Steve
            Steve
            December 16, 2013, 9:00 am

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            Admit it, you’re giving me dummy lingo so I can use it and look stupid. I’m keen to you kids and your tricks.

            • Laszlo
              Laszlo
              December 16, 2013, 7:41 pm

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              Actually, that is from a television commercial for Sprint phones, featuring James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell

              • Not Mine
                Not Mine
                December 16, 2013, 9:08 pm

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                It’s cray-cray adorbs.

                • Steve
                  Steve
                  December 16, 2013, 9:40 pm

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                  I have now seen said commercial, and declare both it and this thread amazeballs.

                  • That one
                    That one
                    December 16, 2013, 10:11 pm

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                    It’s totes presh adorbs amazeballs.

                    • That one
                      That one
                      December 16, 2013, 10:22 pm

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                      Not cray cray though. No one says cray cray anymore.

                    • Mr. Blue
                      Mr. Blue
                      December 16, 2013, 11:42 pm

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                      *ahem*

                      Now that’s just whack.

                    • Steve
                      Steve
                      December 17, 2013, 1:35 am

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                      Totes presh…how much have you had to drink again?

  5. skrapyard
    skrapyard
    December 16, 2013, 8:23 am

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    I dont watch Walking Dead…so I’m going to pretend thats a Snake Plisskin lego figure…COOOL!!!!

    • Mr. Blue
      Mr. Blue
      December 16, 2013, 6:31 pm

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      Now that I think of it, (after hitting the response button) I’m just actually wondering, what does Snake’s hair look like.

      For a more in-depth investigation, we need to go to “The Punch Line is Machismo.” http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/are-you-saying-we-all-look-the-same-to-you

      And it does seem that various snakes have various lengths of hair, so you may not need to wait for the “Escape from N.Y.” lego set.

      • Waylander
        Waylander
        December 19, 2013, 7:03 pm

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        Hate to say it, but you’re confusing your Snakes. The Snakes in the punchline-is-machismo strip are of the Metal Gear Solid genus, not the Escape from L.A. genus.

        • White Rice
          White Rice
          December 24, 2013, 10:39 am

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          (5 days later) there was the one with some mail addressed to “Snake” and Commander just tossed it all in the “Snake Locker) which had the Escape Snakes, along with the Metal Gear Snakes (and, unless I’m totally off, didn’t snake call himself Pliskin when Raiden found him in MGS2?)

          ANYWAY. LEGOs are perpetually cool/fun, and that is all.

  6. Sigurther
    Sigurther
    December 16, 2013, 8:35 am

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    Rusche, you are beyond awesome.

  7. haha
    haha
    December 16, 2013, 8:35 am

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    Everyone loves lego’s. Hilarious.

  8. Not Mine
    Not Mine
    December 16, 2013, 8:40 am

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    I took a glimpse at that piece of paper Mr. Black is holding earlier. Elbow grease and headlight fluid for your father? Really?

    • That one
      That one
      December 16, 2013, 9:49 am

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      Team reject. Heh. Last year it was a left handed wrench. They showed up with a left handed wench. Didn’t make mom very happy.

      Good news is I got my flask refilled. Bad news is there are no more “extra” door busters left.

    • Not Mine
      Not Mine
      December 16, 2013, 3:27 pm

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      This is the first time we’ve seen Tarra look unsure about something, I think. The shape of her eyes always gave me a sense of smugness about her I never liked (except for that surprised look when wheelchair ninja attacked), but it’s nice to see she has human moments too.

      …plus, now I’m curious how much money Team Reject was given, if any. Is that cash just written off as a loss from the get-go? The “price of doing business?”

      …lastly, Mr. Rainbow, if you really are in line at Toys R Us, you probably didn’t need to give away any door busters. I knew someone who worked there, and they told me the Black Friday line tended to be drunks, enraged housewives, and men so sick of their families they’d hit on any female they could.

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 16, 2013, 6:40 pm

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        Given the status of the thimble, I would say that they’ve given Mr. Reddish-Yellow Monopoly money.

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 16, 2013, 6:45 pm

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          I’m betting it’s their best estimate on bail.

          Now I also feel really sorry for Anise and kinda’ wonder if her tattoo parlor’s name was chosen from holiday shopping hijinks. I’m thinking “…but Santa’s beard say YES!”

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 17, 2013, 11:56 pm

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            I can see this happening. Because Mr. Black will be dragging Mr. Reddish-Yellow into a stage dive into Claus’ beard. In which a fight will ensue with Mrs. Claus, three elves and Rudolph set at the North Pole. During this fight, the kids, parents, and that one chick off to the side with the digital camera hooked up to the printer watching as fight noises and piffs and pows erupt from Santa’s beard.

  9. Chyvaelry
    Chyvaelry
    December 16, 2013, 8:49 am

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    LEGO is the best toy EVER! My daughters and I get ’em every year!

    • jee
      jee
      December 16, 2013, 8:53 am

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      My daughters have grown up and left for college, and I still get them every year…

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 16, 2013, 8:56 am

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      Lego is the only toy that is every toy, with sufficient imagination, creativity and parts.

  10. Steve
    Steve
    December 16, 2013, 8:59 am

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    I laughed at them not having a real list in three years. It’s like that episode of “Arrested Development” where Michael gives Gob a letter to mail and it’s actually the insurance payment. This is why you give the Gob dummy jobs that don’t matter, like a list full of nothing important.

  11. CivD666
    CivD666
    December 16, 2013, 10:47 am

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    It looks like Mr. Redhead is wondering who will get the most use from the Legos.

  12. Alexx
    Alexx
    December 16, 2013, 10:57 am

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    Well, Mattel DID make a movie prop Hoverboard! It…it slides on carpet. Without weight on top of it. One step closer!

    http://www.mattycollector.com/store/matty/en_US/DisplayProductDetailsPage/ThemeID.1298800/productID.259520100#.Uq8iu74o5dg

    • Nick, of the House Randy Savage, "oh yeeeeeeaah!"
      Nick, of the House Randy Savage, "oh yeeeeeeaah!"
      December 16, 2013, 2:08 pm

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      Funnily enough, I found out that hover boards actually are a REAL thing. In the commentary for Back to the Future 2, the people talked about it. Apparently, some parental groups banned them from ever being sold, so it’s impossible to find a real one now. The folks making Back to the Future managed to get their hands on one and only one, which they used for a lot of the movie. They ended up painting the hoverboard itself to look like a Barbie thing because they couldn’t get Mattel to do it for them.

      It’s sad to see how a potentially very fun toy was never even released to the public because SOME parents had to make sure their unsafe kids didn’t get their hands on them, so no other kid did either.

  13. Deepbluediver
    Deepbluediver
    December 16, 2013, 11:13 am

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    Y’know, this makes me wonder what “The Perfect One” would be like if she had kids of her own. Would she be the “perfect” parent? (whatever that means)

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 16, 2013, 6:49 pm

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      Her kids would get parts for the hover-boards as teething toys (she’d redesign the toxic or radioactive parts), and she’d worriedly take them to the doctor with developmental concerns if they didn’t manage to invent them before they could walk unsupported for 45 seconds without falling over.

  14. TheLastoutlaw
    TheLastoutlaw
    December 16, 2013, 11:19 am

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    I am so jealous of Percy. That is the Christmas gift I have waited a life time to receive. If only it were truly be released.

    Also, I lol’d at “team reject.”

    It may be from too much time spent watching anime but the “T’s” under Ginger’s eyes keep making me think of one of those characters you see in martial arts themed anime with the scars that denote they had a close call with losing an eye to an edged weapon. Which in his family may be entirely possible.

    • TheLastOutlaw
      TheLastOutlaw
      December 16, 2013, 11:34 am

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      Arr.

      Maybe Ginger has the glass eye? Tis what my head canon insists.

  15. Anonymousanonymous
    Anonymousanonymous
    December 16, 2013, 12:00 pm

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    They’re gonna come back with a whale somehow, aren’t they?

    • Steve
      Steve
      December 16, 2013, 12:59 pm

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      They’re going to get a hoverboard when even the perfect one can’t and save Christmas.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 17, 2013, 9:08 pm

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        See, now I hope that what’s left of Wheelchair Ninja gets the fifth hoverboard and the Buckinghams are ultimately empty-handed for hovering Christmas (and hijinks ensue with every lab Tarra tries to create one), and Percy has to consider himself lucky to just get a 20′ tall robotic fighting exoskeleton that can transform into submersible and flying forms that Tarra had laying around instead.

        • Rusche
          Rusche
          December 17, 2013, 9:48 pm

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          There may be a different villain for this excursion.

    • jee
      jee
      December 17, 2013, 8:41 am

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      a giant white hoverboard that killed Tarra’s lover… They’ll sacrifice the van and Not Mine to finally capture it…

      • TheLastOutlaw
        TheLastOutlaw
        December 17, 2013, 4:51 pm

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        That is the most literary reference in this comment string so far. You win a cookie.

  16. ßihasmaus
    ßihasmaus
    December 16, 2013, 1:00 pm

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    Ginger is serious about these gift very serious

  17. Nick, of the House of "Who" Physicians
    Nick, of the House of "Who" Physicians
    December 16, 2013, 2:13 pm

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    Aw… I kinda feel bad for poor ole Cinnamon. Even if she is really dumb and a manipulative person, it’s kinda sad to see her get flat out insulted like that. Looks like Anise is taking it all in stride- guess she’s been called a reject before quite a few times, though I AM a bit surprised- Anise strikes me as being the type of person who can get stuff done.

    • TheLastOutlaw
      TheLastOutlaw
      December 16, 2013, 2:26 pm

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      Since the window is rolled up and they are walking away I doubt they heard pumpkin. And Anise can’t keep track of common household items to the point where she makes the poor life choice of tattoing daily memos to herself. I’m not shocked that she and Cinnamon are just being released into the Black Friday chaos with little hope for success.

      But I bet they’re antics will be among the most entertaining. I envision Cinnamon using her powers of trolling to incite a riot in an attempt to give Anise an opening to one of the items on their fake list. Which will be destroyed somehow in the ensuing chaos. So they’ll settle on something that wasn’t on their list and that they assume is worthless but is actually the only item that one of the other teams failed to get. But then Juniper will trade it for booze…

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 16, 2013, 2:28 pm

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        It’s like sending evil Face and Murdock out into the field.

        …I’m so sorry. I’ve been watching way too much A-Team lately on Netflix and the reference just presented itself.

        • Mr. Blue
          Mr. Blue
          December 16, 2013, 6:43 pm

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          evil Face? Would that then imply that Murdock really is insane and not just one heck of an act. Either that, or so much of a genius that he’s so sane that everything he does is just to show how insane everyone else is and he’s just having fun?

          • That one guy
            That one guy
            December 16, 2013, 6:55 pm

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            The Murdock who’s such an extraordinary genius that the entire world is only capable of perceiving him as insane would be the only man worthy of Tarra. Their children would just be self-sustaining floating brains, but it’s ok because they develop the ability to create human-like-shell illusions by three months.

            • TheTokenShadow
              TheTokenShadow
              December 17, 2013, 8:41 pm

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              3 months? Very impressive. It took me almost 5.

      • Nick
        Nick
        December 17, 2013, 12:42 am

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        Ah, I didn’t notice that. I was reading it from an old smartphone, so the visual quality is rather poor.

        I know those two aren’t exactly geniuses, but I never thought that Anise was incompetent. Lazy, sure. Even very silly, but not dumb. Eh, but then again… tatooing your hand with mundane notes IS pretty stupid, so… :/

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 17, 2013, 9:14 pm

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          See, I think of Anise more as extraordinarily intent on something that she should ignore (or try to ignore) as opposed to stupid. It’s like the way that almost whatever kind of dumb thing you hear some random guy off the street did, once you hear the explanation start with, “Well, there was this really hot girl…” and the immediate reaction is, “Oh yeah, I guess that’s how that one happened.” The random guy still deserves to get some crap for the dumb thing, but people understand and aren’t surprised any more.

          I figure Anise is similar, but just with beards, baked goods, confectionery treats, and possibly a few other things we haven’t discovered yet as opposed to female attributes.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 18, 2013, 12:04 am

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            How about the gothic anti goth styled Melody of Josie and the Pussycats fame?

  18. Passing Through
    Passing Through
    December 16, 2013, 2:25 pm

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    Random thought…..how long is Tarragon’s hair when it is not in that impossibly woven style? 0.0 Also, how does she tie it???

    • TheLastOutlaw
      TheLastOutlaw
      December 16, 2013, 2:28 pm

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      If I recall from previously documented Tarra facts it can wrap around the earth if not confined in its braid. And it’s obviously held in place through the sheer force of her will.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 16, 2013, 6:59 pm

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        See, now I thought she could pick the worlds greatest locks half the globe away with a single strand while doing even more complicated actions with every other individual hair and she just clenches them close to free up enough attention to provide extra electricity to needy families through nuclear fusion with a turbine created entirely of nitrogen molecules.

        I’ve missed Tarra facts.

  19. Venka
    Venka
    December 16, 2013, 3:46 pm

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    Now, we need to be on high alert for enemy troops. This is mission essential. With only five hoverboards available that will be our first target. Mr. Redhead, you will be in charge of getting a hoverboard, no matter what.

    • Mr. Grey
      Mr. Grey
      December 16, 2013, 3:46 pm

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      Now, we need to be on high alert for enemy troops. This is mission essential. With only five hoverboards available that will be our first target. Mr. Redhead, you will be in charge of getting a hoverboard, no matter what

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

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        So then…the real Mr. Grey has been unmasked!

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 16, 2013, 7:00 pm

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          Happened a few comics ago, actually. Mr. Blue gave himself away too. I think one of the special character brood did as well, but I don’t recall which.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 16, 2013, 9:48 pm

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            Mr. Blue is not a special character. I took the name because of how I feel most of the time.

            However, if Chris did let me play, I’d play according to canonical script to the T.

            • pat
              pat
              December 16, 2013, 9:49 pm

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              EDIT:

              –It’s why this personal interation has not been around since Thanksgiving.

              END EDIT:

              • Mr. Blue
                Mr. Blue
                December 16, 2013, 9:49 pm

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                Awww dang.

                Iteration.

                • Pat
                  Pat
                  December 16, 2013, 9:51 pm

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                  I’ll give you Awww dang you iterate me on an edit.

                  • paT
                    paT
                    December 16, 2013, 9:52 pm

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                    And he’s off and doing it again.

                  • pAT
                    pAT
                    December 16, 2013, 9:53 pm

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                    SHUT UP!! ALL OF YOU.

                    So help me, I’ll turn these comments around. Do NOT try me.

                    Now shut it and let Mr. Blue out.

            • TheLastOutlaw
              TheLastOutlaw
              December 16, 2013, 11:52 pm

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              I’m don’t know how much script there is. I had assumed Chris did most, if not all, of the sister interactions but since at least one let the mask slip I’m not sure how it works.

              • That one guy
                That one guy
                December 17, 2013, 9:24 pm

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                I thought he didn’t do any of them based on either a post or a comment. I thought he said something about server logs showing different people (which could be more than IPs show due to NAT or cache games from their ISPs). I could be wrong or misremembering, though.

                • TheLastOutlaw
                  TheLastOutlaw
                  December 17, 2013, 9:58 pm

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                  Now that you mention it I think I do remember Chris saying it was different people. I think I read that while my mind was thinking “he’s trying to play up the mystery” but with access to the chatlogs it would make sense that he actually know’s what’s up.

                  • TheLastOutlaw
                    TheLastOutlaw
                    December 17, 2013, 10:00 pm

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                    And when I said chatlogs I meant server logs. Can’t brain today, has the dumb.

                    • That one guy
                      That one guy
                      December 18, 2013, 8:00 pm

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                      You has the dumb only today? I’m envious. It’s a chronic condition for me, and unfortunately they haven’t made a pill for it yet (because if they did people wouldn’t be dumb enough to pay for the pill anymore).

            • That one guy
              That one guy
              December 17, 2013, 9:18 pm

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              I’ve actually been more surprised that Mr. Blue has you satisfied with just one avatar. Previously it seemed like you couldn’t get enough variety.

              Now me, I’m just happy to be yelling at those young whippersnappers to get off my damn lawn! But I realize that not everyone is so blessed as to be content with that.

              • That one guy
                That one guy
                December 17, 2013, 9:22 pm

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                Note for posterity after the next avatar roulette, my current avatar is the angry Tired Guy from panel three of the comic Guy vs Guy posted 25 Sept 2013.

              • Mr. Blue
                Mr. Blue
                December 18, 2013, 12:08 am

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                I stole Mr. Blue before anyone could grab it, and since it was the Blind Guy, I mean, Mr. Stephens, I was satisfied with it.

                At least for now, until the next avatar roulette happens after Ridley Scott gets finished with his next movie or two.

                Heck, that sounds like a movie mashup from the future, eh Chris?

      • Andy, son of the first
        Andy, son of the first
        December 17, 2013, 4:11 pm

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        Mom, was the last time they got a real list the year that dad’s present was that girl tied up? Or was it the year I got a picture of Pikachu that said, “Here’s your Pokaman, kid.”

        • Percy the first
          Percy the first
          December 17, 2013, 5:09 pm

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          The Christmas with the girl is why I’m not allowed to talk about what happened during our vacations at school ever again. Worst meeting with the teacher and mom ever. But it’s also why I was able to spell dysfunctional and use it in a sentence to win that spelling bee.

          • That one guy
            That one guy
            December 17, 2013, 9:26 pm

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            ++Percy

            • Mr. Blue
              Mr. Blue
              December 18, 2013, 12:09 am

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              I agree. A++. If I were drinking milk, it would have shot out of my nose and covered my laptop, hitting my power supply and wireless mouse.

    • Venka
      Venka
      December 16, 2013, 3:47 pm

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      Ignore that first one please. XD

  20. infr
    infr
    December 16, 2013, 3:54 pm

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    haha…oh man…team reject. so unnecessarily mean. I suppose they aren’t wrong (they would know better than me) but still so mean xD

    • Andy, son of the first
      Andy, son of the first
      December 16, 2013, 4:23 pm

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      I bet my present is on Aunt Cinn and Aunt Anise’s list.

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 16, 2013, 4:48 pm

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        Better practice your fake happy now so when you get your bag of marshmallows and your bottle of Ripple you don’t hurt their feelings….

        • Andy, son of the first
          Andy, son of the first
          December 16, 2013, 6:18 pm

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          I’m good at that face. Dad wrote the lists last year, and Aunt Cinn got me a Mr. Pibb glass. Mom makes up for it at my birthday when dumb stuff happens. That how I got my 3DGS!

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 16, 2013, 6:25 pm

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        Dude, just be lucky that you’re not the guy who asked for socks and underwear from the WestJet Santa Claus guy.

    • Mr. Blue
      Mr. Blue
      December 16, 2013, 9:46 pm

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      Still, I suppose that it’s better than being on team Edward and having to suck as well.

      • Steve
        Steve
        December 16, 2013, 10:25 pm

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        This is why I was Team Hoffman.

        • Mr. Blue
          Mr. Blue
          December 16, 2013, 11:43 pm

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          The guy from “Rain Man”?

          • Steve
            Steve
            December 17, 2013, 1:33 am

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            The detective from Saw. Or, as opposed to Team Tuck, or that horrible woman who snuck up on Hoffman from behind and strapped a reverse bear trap to him, but it wasn’t enough to put him down for good.

            • Mr. Blue
              Mr. Blue
              December 18, 2013, 12:10 am

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              No clue, I never got into the Saw movies.

  21. Mr. Blue
    Mr. Blue
    December 16, 2013, 6:24 pm

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    And with that, he brings the Walking Dead back to life again.

  22. That one guy
    That one guy
    December 16, 2013, 7:04 pm

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    ++Ginger from this comic.

    Also, as mentioned above, I feel very, very bad for Anise. I’m also wondering if this expectation is why Tarra allowed Anise to administer punishment before dinner.

  23. That one guy
    That one guy
    December 16, 2013, 7:07 pm

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    Hmm, so cast page sisters aren’t to scale. Tarra’s slightly behind Ginger but still noticeably taller. Anise & Cinn appear to be roughly the same height. Pumpkin’s shorter but doesn’t look like she’s necessarily done growing yet.

    Is it weird that I’m incapable of noticing height differences less than six inches in real life (or more if comparing to myself) but I find myself wondering about all the sisters’ height now? I checked the Odds Are comic and height wasn’t a listed attribute.

    • Sunshine
      Sunshine
      December 16, 2013, 8:27 pm

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      Never let a man measure without a ruler.

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 16, 2013, 9:44 pm

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        Mr. Blue took a second and wondered, “isn’t it measure twice and cut once?”

        • Sunshine
          Sunshine
          December 17, 2013, 12:08 am

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          Indeed.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        December 17, 2013, 9:30 pm

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        But rulers are really bad for measuring circumference! Measuring tapes are much better than rulers for that.

        And don’t even get me started on rulers for 5k courses. That takes FOREVER! Here I thought I was all clever bringing a yardstick so fewer flips required, but then I had to do the 10:11 ratio in my head as I went along…

  24. Terra
    Terra
    December 16, 2013, 8:33 pm

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    …I have never been more jealous of a cartoon world, as I am of this one, now that Hoverboards are a “reality” in this universe. ~_~

    • TheLastOutlaw
      TheLastOutlaw
      December 16, 2013, 8:57 pm

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      I know right?

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 16, 2013, 9:45 pm

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        I’d need one for each foot. My feet are so big,

        How big are they?

        My feet are so big, Michael J. Fox could use my shoe for a “blank.”

        • That one guy
          That one guy
          December 17, 2013, 9:32 pm

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          One hoverboard for each foot is just asking for a “hijinks ensue” moment as you discover that the speed calibration from one board to the next is far from an exact science.

          • Mr. Blue
            Mr. Blue
            December 18, 2013, 12:11 am

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            That’s where the duck tape, chinese food take out, carrot cake, apple pie and ferret come into play.

  25. Jamilee
    Jamilee
    December 16, 2013, 10:16 pm

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    Of course Tarra gets to be on one of most important assignments! If anyone can grab one of the extremely hot and limited five hover boards and one that isn’t pink either, it would be Tarra. But get it into Pumpkin’s or Ginger’s hands before Tarra happens across a disabled child or some orphan and gives it to them out of the goodness of her heart or some shit like that. Of course she’d probably find another one to replace it soon enough, but why chance it?

    • jee
      jee
      December 17, 2013, 8:52 am

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      I’m picturing the event to be a cross between the old OJ Simpson – Hertz commercial, and the movie Jingle All the Way…

      • Mr. Blue
        Mr. Blue
        December 18, 2013, 12:12 am

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        What about incoming mortar shells and rocket fire?

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 17, 2013, 9:36 pm

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      See, now I figured they would get the pink one, so when they got to the parking lot Tarra would manifest a brand new hoverboard out of thin air with her mind. She’d then proceed to remove the pink one from the box and give it to an orphan and put the new one (that’s capable of 20x the speed and gravitational assistance for prolonged inverted flight) in the box for a present.

  26. Weertangel
    Weertangel
    December 17, 2013, 4:51 am

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    Oh nice! A hoverboard like in Back to the future 2! i’d love a non-pink one as well :)
    As for Lego’s, these days they got lego’s of pretty much anything, makes me happy i was born 33 years earlier…
    Maybe next year there will be a Shotgun Shuffle lego set or a Misfile one ;)

  27. dragonking
    dragonking
    December 18, 2013, 12:34 am

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    2 things.

    McFatfat needs a hoverboard.

    I fear for anyone who gets in Tarra’s way. I fear for the cops who try to stop her.

    I wonder if when she shows up the other people will be like “Buckinghams! Scatter”

    • That one guy
      That one guy
      December 18, 2013, 8:10 pm

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      I think the first person to cross Tarra on Black Friday is still a few more decades before coming to in a monastery in France wondering why he’s got an Easter bonnet permanently attached to his head and where the little girl that he was telling was too little to carry the present he snagged for his wife to the checkout went.

      So I think they should be afraid, but I don’t think they’re aware of it yet.

  28. kaze
    kaze
    December 18, 2013, 1:32 am

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    good god I still want a hover board. is it the future enough yet?

  29. Heather
    Heather
    December 18, 2013, 2:16 am

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS (in a week) xo

    • Rusche
      Rusche
      December 18, 2013, 2:40 am

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      You too.

  30. CyberSkull
    CyberSkull
    March 27, 2014, 2:51 am

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    Well now, I’m gonna be buying LEGOs again!

  31. Civanfan
    Civanfan
    December 22, 2015, 3:15 am

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    Harken unto me, for I bring grim hoverboard-related tidings from the far-flung future of 2015! Beware! Bewaaare!

    • Civanfan
      Civanfan
      December 22, 2015, 3:46 am

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      I just got far enough into the comic to go from baffled to horrified at this avatar.

  32. Xero
    Xero
    October 31, 2016, 10:12 pm

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    sadly megablocks got the rights to the walking dead and they SUUUUUCK!

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