If you haven’t somehow heard of the YouTube craze “Gangnam Style,” you were like me until four days ago. It is apparently the idea of being stunningly dressed, then dancing like a moron. Personally, when I first heard it, I thought it was pronounced “Gundam Style” and therefore involved giant anime robots.

It’s a very catchy tune, with one slight drawback for foreign markets: The hell is he saying??

Well, wonder no longer: