 Ellie BuckinghamNaive and short-sighted, but starting to learn how to put the “adult” in “adulting.” Still thinks PETA is a bread company. |
 Quinn NicksEllie’s short-tempered roommate. Crippling fear of clowns, garbage disposals, and deep emotional connections. |
 Danny FleetwoodEntrepreneur with very few ‘preneurs. Resumé includes being shot twice and burning off his right eyebrow. |
 Caleb McVie..the disdain… |
 VuDon’t cross her. |
 Mr. Fatty McFatFatEllie’s feline with debilitating heart problems. Most likely composed of several smaller cats. |
 Mr. StevensLocal high school English teacher. The obsession of at least two Buckinghams. |
 Tired GuyThe girls’ downstairs neighbor. Saves what little energy he has left to see Quinn’s deserved eviction. |
 AlexEx-boyfriend of Quinn. Doesn’t understand why you hate him. |
 BarrelUnemployed… You are now caught up. |
 DurkinThe chain wielding not-vampire. Hates your favorite fan-fiction. |
 PumpkinThe cosplaying, youngest sister. Has many interests, some still in question. |
 CinnamonAs creepy as her soulless eyes suggest. Apathetic, amoral and oddly fascinated with rodents. |
The most curvaceous of the sisters. And by that, I meant the most well-rounded. Yeah, that wasn’t any better. |
 JuniperLittle Miss Constant-letdown. The person that hits rock bottom, then starts drilling. |
 AniseRemember that goth girl from high school that was really hot? I found her. She’s right here. |
 Tarragon (Tarra)On the surface she’s every parent’s dream child: successful, ambitious, self-reliant…but some cracks are starting to show… |
 GingerMom Jr. – Regulator of Sisters and Eater of Worlds. The only person that presumably has a handle on Tarra. |
 Chamomile (Cami)Technically a cousin and not actually a sister at all–not for lack of trying, however. |
 QuinnSince she hardly sees her own family, she’s adopted the Buckinghams as a suitable replacement…for now. |
 DarbyAccidentally left overnight hanging from a jungle gym, this mini-Atlas now holds multiple Minecraft realms on her shoulders. |
 AshliiiGlued to social media 26 hours a day. Suffers from perpetual duck face. If she could transplant her hand with a phone, she totally would. |
 GiGiCan’t remember her lines. Always staring at the camera. |
