Cast

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Ellie Buckingham
Naive and short-sighted, but starting to learn how to put the “adult” in “adulting.” Still thinks PETA is a bread company.
Quinn Nicks
Ellie’s short-tempered roommate. Crippling fear of clowns, garbage disposals, and deep emotional connections.
Danny Fleetwood
Entrepreneur with very few ‘preneurs. Resum√© includes being shot twice and burning off his right eyebrow.
Caleb McVie
..the disdain…
Vu
Don’t cross her. 
cat Mr. Fatty McFatFat
Ellie’s feline with debilitating heart problems. Most likely composed of several smaller cats.
Mr. Stevens
Local high school English teacher. The obsession of at least two Buckinghams.
Tired Guy
The girls’ downstairs neighbor.
Saves what little energy he has left to see Quinn’s deserved eviction.
Alex
Ex-boyfriend of Quinn.
Doesn’t understand why you hate him.
Barrel
Unemployed…
You are now caught up.
Durkin
The chain wielding not-vampire.
Hates your favorite fan-fiction.
 

 

Pumpkin
The cosplaying, youngest sister. Has many interests, some still in question.
Cinnamon
As creepy as her soulless eyes suggest. Apathetic, amoral and oddly fascinated with rodents.
Lavender Ellie
The most curvaceous of the sisters. And by that, I meant the most well-rounded. Yeah, that wasn’t any better.
Juniper
Little Miss Constant-letdown. The person that hits rock bottom, then starts drilling.
Anise
Remember that goth girl from high school that was really hot? I found her. She’s right here.
Tarragon (Tarra)
On the surface she’s every parent’s dream child: successful, ambitious, self-reliant…but some cracks are starting to show…
Ginger
Mom Jr. – Regulator of Sisters and Eater of Worlds. The only person that presumably has a handle on Tarra.
Chamomile (Cami)
Technically a cousin and not actually a sister at all–not for lack of trying, however.
Quinn
Since she hardly sees her own family, she’s adopted the Buckinghams as a suitable replacement…for now.

 

Darby
Accidentally left overnight hanging from a jungle gym, this mini-Atlas now holds multiple Minecraft realms on her shoulders. 
Ashliii
Glued to social media 26 hours a day. Suffers from perpetual duck face. If she could transplant her hand with a phone, she totally would.
GiGi
Can’t remember her lines. Always staring at the camera.