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All the Many Tarragons

Update: Next comic will be Tuesday the 17th. Fairly long.

112 thoughts on “All the Many Tarragons

        1. I can see Terra having a pocket dimension/hammerspace/item digitizer storage device or other form of sci-fi bag of holding. Probably where she put her mech. Also, I can see her assassin communicators being one of several contingency items brought along in it to a “Sister 7” emergency of unknown details.

    1. I’d be thoroughly amused if it turns out that she is part of a Council of Tarragons similar to Rick from Rick & Morty… :D

      1. If there is a Council of Tarragons, which is both awesome and terrifying, then at least a few of them should have listened to Sister X.

        1. Given that Rick’s already showed up, that could be an interesting experience. They could talk shop, compare notes, all that sort of thing.

  1. Normally leagues of assassins are pretty territorial, but I guess Tarra’s not worried about all of them finding out she also works for their rivals.

  2. This is sure to get interesting. Either the guys are going to sign up for a longer contract of be scared sh^%$*less and cancel membership. Oh, the suspense……

  3. so 3 teams of assassins that hate each-other
    4 single mothers
    and the buckinghams
    mixed into a room of 500 men currently being riled up by juniper ON PURPOSE
    holy shit

    1. Tell the assassins that their target is somewhere in the crowd, get them to do an ‘infiltrate’ situation, got to ice him with no disruption. In order to mingle they will have to act interested in the nerds.

      Have the vampire dude play the target so they can’t actually succeed at any covert assassination.

      This is a flawless plan.

      1. If Tarra’s tired of being in all three, she could use this as a weeder. The others are there, must keep the guests oblivious, maybe it’s ok to kill one or two of the guests as long as it’s out of site but not more than five per league.

    2. Everything will be fiiiiiine. As long as someone rejects Alex…and maybe if he gets punched in the face. A. LOT.

  4. I’l like to propose neither Death of us all nor Saving grace. Instead, Tarragon: Death of Grace.

    Also, random thought I had last night (hooray mind wondering): is there any relation between GG and the little girl who slashed the tires on Danny’s ice cream van? There’s just enough of a similarity between them that I want to think there is, but it was also a random thought at around 2 in the morning (and after not seeing knife girl since the convention strips, if I recall)

  5. The important question is how many leagues of sexy female assassins are there? Is there just the three? if there’s more why isn’t she a part of those too? Questions. Must. Be. Answered!

  6. The situation is already in total chaos.
    And Tarra is bringing in 3 leagues of sexy female assassins?
    (pulls up a chair to watch this from a safe distance thousands of miles away with popcorn)
    Lets see what unfolds.

      1. I prefer Viewportal beta 6.
        It’s somewhere near Rekyavik, Iceland.
        The last time I looked through Keyhole 61 Zeta?
        Well..I have demon-girl problems now.

        1. You can’t be sure the ISS doesn’t like popcorn unless you’ve tried it. They might love popcorn there for all we know.

        2. Well, I mean they might love it, but having the little pieces floating around wouldn’t be a good thing for the machinery.

        3. Either would the little airborne sweat droplets that are likely to be present. I tend to assume things are sealed. I haven’t even looked into it though, just assuming, so I might be horribly, horribly wrong.

  7. This is shaping up to be one hell of a party. Ellie’s gonna come out of it with tons of clients and massive property damage.

      1. That’s actually pretty magnificent. It’s not insurance fraud, because they really didn’t have any idea what they were getting themselves into. The soon-to-be-crater-in-the-ground owners are going to make out like bandits.

        1. As I recall, KK’s doing the job of several other people right now. Imminent unemployment due to hotel destruction might actually turn out to be a good thing for KK. Sometimes it’s all about timing, losing the bad job right as an opening for a good job comes up is good luck.

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  9. Ginger looks so effing cool in this arc. I’m not sure why, but she is just coming off as awesome. Maybe it’s the Kim Possible gear?

    1. Don’t forget she grew up having to pull “I’m the oldest, I’m in charge” on Tarra. I’m sure she’s got reserves we haven’t seen yet.

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    1. Yes it’s weird. There’s nothing to indicate Tarra sounds at all Italian. Plus, Ginger was the one who made a Vinny reference during Black Friday. Plus plus, if Tarra invokes anyone from that movie it’s Helga; blond hair-check, badass-check, tank-top-check, check, and check again.

      1. Yeah, but the dialogue here would have been something Vinny would have said. I mean, come on. “I can’t be held responsible for any collateral damage”? “You need to be more specific”? Perfect lines.

        1. I can see Vinny saying those lines, but I can’t see his voice coming out of Tarra’s throat.

          I also have a hard time seeing Vinny claiming to be in one league of sexy female assassins, let alone three.

        2. Granted, the sexy female assassins part is a stretch, but I can still hear him say it. Always was kind of unhinged that way.

        3. …I was just going to play it straight, have him suggest that it’s hard to find female explosives experts. But your way is even funnier.

        4. Telling a bunch of female assassins it’s hard to find females skilled in any given area is probably a good way to get killed.

        5. I don’t know about that. I mean, it’s not like you can expect that a random sampling of 100 people will have an explosive expert. Enthusiast, much more likely, but expert takes a bit more.

          Additionally, being a rare commodity in your professional field is always helpful for job security.

        6. They wouldn’t be looking at a random sample. They’d be looking for other women of the assassin persuasion. Hell, Mitzi McNinja is an expert at precisely-aimed demolitions and she’s the first female assassin I thought of off the top of my head.

        7. I think Mitzi McNinja would be offended at the suggestion that she isn’t hard to find. I mean, she IS a ninja, and rather proud of it.

    1. Wow what a genuine comment. No one would ever think that it was a failed attempt at surreptitiously linking to a commercial site through an obvious fake post.

      1. You…you mean it’s NOT? But I’ve changed my whole life to reflect its teachings! Especially the part about how thhis web site presents valuable facts to us!

        1. I found the simultaneous breast and penis enlargement to be somewhat problematic and requiring new and creative wardrobe choices.

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