That does make me wonder where she pulled all those communicators from.
We have our ways of concealment that you don’t need to know about
I can see Terra having a pocket dimension/hammerspace/item digitizer storage device or other form of sci-fi bag of holding. Probably where she put her mech. Also, I can see her assassin communicators being one of several contingency items brought along in it to a “Sister 7” emergency of unknown details.
This is sure to get interesting. Either the guys are going to sign up for a longer contract of be scared sh^%$*less and cancel membership. Oh, the suspense……
so 3 teams of assassins that hate each-other
4 single mothers
and the buckinghams
mixed into a room of 500 men currently being riled up by juniper ON PURPOSE
holy shit
Tell the assassins that their target is somewhere in the crowd, get them to do an ‘infiltrate’ situation, got to ice him with no disruption. In order to mingle they will have to act interested in the nerds.
Have the vampire dude play the target so they can’t actually succeed at any covert assassination.
If Tarra’s tired of being in all three, she could use this as a weeder. The others are there, must keep the guests oblivious, maybe it’s ok to kill one or two of the guests as long as it’s out of site but not more than five per league.
I’l like to propose neither Death of us all nor Saving grace. Instead, Tarragon: Death of Grace.
Also, random thought I had last night (hooray mind wondering): is there any relation between GG and the little girl who slashed the tires on Danny’s ice cream van? There’s just enough of a similarity between them that I want to think there is, but it was also a random thought at around 2 in the morning (and after not seeing knife girl since the convention strips, if I recall)
The important question is how many leagues of sexy female assassins are there? Is there just the three? if there’s more why isn’t she a part of those too? Questions. Must. Be. Answered!
The situation is already in total chaos.
And Tarra is bringing in 3 leagues of sexy female assassins?
(pulls up a chair to watch this from a safe distance thousands of miles away with popcorn)
Lets see what unfolds.
I prefer Viewportal beta 6.
It’s somewhere near Rekyavik, Iceland.
The last time I looked through Keyhole 61 Zeta?
Well..I have demon-girl problems now.
You can’t be sure the ISS doesn’t like popcorn unless you’ve tried it. They might love popcorn there for all we know.
Well, I mean they might love it, but having the little pieces floating around wouldn’t be a good thing for the machinery.
Either would the little airborne sweat droplets that are likely to be present. I tend to assume things are sealed. I haven’t even looked into it though, just assuming, so I might be horribly, horribly wrong.
You know, what if Chris found out that his real life Tarragon was really Black Widow at the first dragon con.
That’s actually pretty magnificent. It’s not insurance fraud, because they really didn’t have any idea what they were getting themselves into. The soon-to-be-crater-in-the-ground owners are going to make out like bandits.
But that’s not good. KK would be unemployed again.
As I recall, KK’s doing the job of several other people right now. Imminent unemployment due to hotel destruction might actually turn out to be a good thing for KK. Sometimes it’s all about timing, losing the bad job right as an opening for a good job comes up is good luck.
Death by Sex…..not a bad way for those guys to go lol
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Yes it’s weird. There’s nothing to indicate Tarra sounds at all Italian. Plus, Ginger was the one who made a Vinny reference during Black Friday. Plus plus, if Tarra invokes anyone from that movie it’s Helga; blond hair-check, badass-check, tank-top-check, check, and check again.
Yeah, but the dialogue here would have been something Vinny would have said. I mean, come on. “I can’t be held responsible for any collateral damage”? “You need to be more specific”? Perfect lines.
I can see Vinny saying those lines, but I can’t see his voice coming out of Tarra’s throat.
I also have a hard time seeing Vinny claiming to be in one league of sexy female assassins, let alone three.
Granted, the sexy female assassins part is a stretch, but I can still hear him say it. Always was kind of unhinged that way.
It is kind of amusing to imagine him auditioning. Mop for a wig, ill fitting dress over his armor, and high heels he can’t walk in.
…I was just going to play it straight, have him suggest that it’s hard to find female explosives experts. But your way is even funnier.
Telling a bunch of female assassins it’s hard to find females skilled in any given area is probably a good way to get killed.
I don’t know about that. I mean, it’s not like you can expect that a random sampling of 100 people will have an explosive expert. Enthusiast, much more likely, but expert takes a bit more.
Additionally, being a rare commodity in your professional field is always helpful for job security.
They wouldn’t be looking at a random sample. They’d be looking for other women of the assassin persuasion. Hell, Mitzi McNinja is an expert at precisely-aimed demolitions and she’s the first female assassin I thought of off the top of my head.
Mitzi McNinja can’t be part of every group of female assassins.
I think Mitzi McNinja would be offended at the suggestion that she isn’t hard to find. I mean, she IS a ninja, and rather proud of it.
Wow what a genuine comment. No one would ever think that it was a failed attempt at surreptitiously linking to a commercial site through an obvious fake post.
You…you mean it’s NOT? But I’ve changed my whole life to reflect its teachings! Especially the part about how thhis web site presents valuable facts to us!
112 thoughts on “All the Many Tarragons”
Death of us all. For seriously.
We’ll all respawn at the last idiot point.
Respawning with you is all the protection I need, Rosie.
Stop stealing my lines, you fleshy-headed mutant.
Beat me for 1st by 2 mins gratz
I want to second the motion for saving grace.
Smdh lmao @ tarra. Best update so far might be short but very good. Also I put forth this post as 1st(I hope)
Shorthand has not been recognized by the system.
Tarragon is “best girl” IMO.
*two thumbs up, nods head vigorously*
Only if her shoe has a phone.
That does make me wonder where she pulled all those communicators from.
We have our ways of concealment that you don’t need to know about
I can see Terra having a pocket dimension/hammerspace/item digitizer storage device or other form of sci-fi bag of holding. Probably where she put her mech. Also, I can see her assassin communicators being one of several contingency items brought along in it to a “Sister 7” emergency of unknown details.
Most commonly it’s called the “Bra of Holding”….
…that’s not how you spell “Anise.”
You’re allowed your opinion.
I’m extremely curious to see who is in these three said leagues!
I’d be thoroughly amused if it turns out that she is part of a Council of Tarragons similar to Rick from Rick & Morty… :D
As long as she doesn’t become Pickle-Tarra…
She’s the Doctor Who up in this mother. Who knows what she can do?
Yeah, that wouldn’t be good, but Tiny Tarra could be pretty awesome…
If there is a Council of Tarragons, which is both awesome and terrifying, then at least a few of them should have listened to Sister X.
Given that Rick’s already showed up, that could be an interesting experience. They could talk shop, compare notes, all that sort of thing.
I’ll laugh if Rebecca, the Wall Walker, is in one of them.
I bet Juniper is fine with everyone dragging their feet to get in there. Just more free booze for her.
Ginger forgot that Tarragon is also The Danger. And don’t think Anise is going to just give up.
Normally leagues of assassins are pretty territorial, but I guess Tarra’s not worried about all of them finding out she also works for their rivals.
She probably runs all three of them….
My brother hooked up our stereo, eh?
Given how much of an asset she is I think they just put up with it.
So many leagues of sexy female assassins…and they all use the best kind of danger signaller.
This is sure to get interesting. Either the guys are going to sign up for a longer contract of be scared sh^%$*less and cancel membership. Oh, the suspense……
so 3 teams of assassins that hate each-other
4 single mothers
and the buckinghams
mixed into a room of 500 men currently being riled up by juniper ON PURPOSE
holy shit
Let the fun begin………………Oh, Yeah!!!
500? Oh nay nay. It’s just over 800 at last count.
Tell the assassins that their target is somewhere in the crowd, get them to do an ‘infiltrate’ situation, got to ice him with no disruption. In order to mingle they will have to act interested in the nerds.
Have the vampire dude play the target so they can’t actually succeed at any covert assassination.
This is a flawless plan.
If Tarra’s tired of being in all three, she could use this as a weeder. The others are there, must keep the guests oblivious, maybe it’s ok to kill one or two of the guests as long as it’s out of site but not more than five per league.
Hey, you never know. Sexy female assassins need love too.
Everything will be fiiiiiine. As long as someone rejects Alex…and maybe if he gets punched in the face. A. LOT.
Keep stirring, Chris! (chortles gleefully)
I’l like to propose neither Death of us all nor Saving grace. Instead, Tarragon: Death of Grace.
Also, random thought I had last night (hooray mind wondering): is there any relation between GG and the little girl who slashed the tires on Danny’s ice cream van? There’s just enough of a similarity between them that I want to think there is, but it was also a random thought at around 2 in the morning (and after not seeing knife girl since the convention strips, if I recall)
What if it was Grace Death, daughter of Mandy and Grimm?
Is one of them the child of Susan?
Somebody check the weather maps. There’s a Class Five Shitstorm a’brewin’.
They should have EMTs on standby. It’s good to see Ellie taking charge.
Taking charge, sure. As for taking responsibility, I guess we’ll see how many EMTs she has standing by.
We have email now, people! Big giant fisher-price bat-locators are so 1990’s.
The 90s are making a comeback!
Don’t call it a comeback. They’ve been here for years.
The important question is how many leagues of sexy female assassins are there? Is there just the three? if there’s more why isn’t she a part of those too? Questions. Must. Be. Answered!
The situation is already in total chaos.
And Tarra is bringing in 3 leagues of sexy female assassins?
(pulls up a chair to watch this from a safe distance thousands of miles away with popcorn)
Lets see what unfolds.
Keyhole 61 zeta?
I prefer Viewportal beta 6.
It’s somewhere near Rekyavik, Iceland.
The last time I looked through Keyhole 61 Zeta?
Well..I have demon-girl problems now.
Forget that, watch from a high powered telescope, on a space station!
The ISS isn’t not thousands of miles above the Earth. And I don’t think that they like having popcorn on board.
You can’t be sure the ISS doesn’t like popcorn unless you’ve tried it. They might love popcorn there for all we know.
Well, I mean they might love it, but having the little pieces floating around wouldn’t be a good thing for the machinery.
Either would the little airborne sweat droplets that are likely to be present. I tend to assume things are sealed. I haven’t even looked into it though, just assuming, so I might be horribly, horribly wrong.
You know, what if Chris found out that his real life Tarragon was really Black Widow at the first dragon con.
This is shaping up to be one hell of a party. Ellie’s gonna come out of it with tons of clients and massive property damage.
Lakeland won’t have to worry about its unused luxury hotel much longer!
Well, maybe underused per se. But hell, are we going to see a battle royale?
That’s actually pretty magnificent. It’s not insurance fraud, because they really didn’t have any idea what they were getting themselves into. The soon-to-be-crater-in-the-ground owners are going to make out like bandits.
But that’s not good. KK would be unemployed again.
As I recall, KK’s doing the job of several other people right now. Imminent unemployment due to hotel destruction might actually turn out to be a good thing for KK. Sometimes it’s all about timing, losing the bad job right as an opening for a good job comes up is good luck.
Death by Sex…..not a bad way for those guys to go lol
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Ginger looks so effing cool in this arc. I’m not sure why, but she is just coming off as awesome. Maybe it’s the Kim Possible gear?
Don’t forget she grew up having to pull “I’m the oldest, I’m in charge” on Tarra. I’m sure she’s got reserves we haven’t seen yet.
Plus she’s Wrath, so she’s got that going for her.
Cinnamon may be the dumb one, but she’s not dumb enough to get in Ellie’s way at this point. I do love that.
Well, at least we know Tarra’s not an undercover German spy.
Now I’m wondering if Vu is a member of any of said leagues.
Also Rebecca.
Canadians are mostly interested in their own mortality for the best part. I think. But that seems to be according to Mike Myers.
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Hey, here’s a good one.
How many leagues did Jules Verne write about?
20,000 Under the Sea.
The biggest and weirdest bowling night EVER.
Saving death. Grace to us all.
Is it weird that I’m suddenly hearing all of Tarra’s dialogue read by Vinny from Atlantis?
Yes it’s weird. There’s nothing to indicate Tarra sounds at all Italian. Plus, Ginger was the one who made a Vinny reference during Black Friday. Plus plus, if Tarra invokes anyone from that movie it’s Helga; blond hair-check, badass-check, tank-top-check, check, and check again.
Yeah, but the dialogue here would have been something Vinny would have said. I mean, come on. “I can’t be held responsible for any collateral damage”? “You need to be more specific”? Perfect lines.
I can see Vinny saying those lines, but I can’t see his voice coming out of Tarra’s throat.
I also have a hard time seeing Vinny claiming to be in one league of sexy female assassins, let alone three.
Granted, the sexy female assassins part is a stretch, but I can still hear him say it. Always was kind of unhinged that way.
It is kind of amusing to imagine him auditioning. Mop for a wig, ill fitting dress over his armor, and high heels he can’t walk in.
…I was just going to play it straight, have him suggest that it’s hard to find female explosives experts. But your way is even funnier.
Telling a bunch of female assassins it’s hard to find females skilled in any given area is probably a good way to get killed.
I don’t know about that. I mean, it’s not like you can expect that a random sampling of 100 people will have an explosive expert. Enthusiast, much more likely, but expert takes a bit more.
Additionally, being a rare commodity in your professional field is always helpful for job security.
They wouldn’t be looking at a random sample. They’d be looking for other women of the assassin persuasion. Hell, Mitzi McNinja is an expert at precisely-aimed demolitions and she’s the first female assassin I thought of off the top of my head.
Mitzi McNinja can’t be part of every group of female assassins.
I think Mitzi McNinja would be offended at the suggestion that she isn’t hard to find. I mean, she IS a ninja, and rather proud of it.
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Wow what a genuine comment. No one would ever think that it was a failed attempt at surreptitiously linking to a commercial site through an obvious fake post.
You…you mean it’s NOT? But I’ve changed my whole life to reflect its teachings! Especially the part about how thhis web site presents valuable facts to us!
I found the simultaneous breast and penis enlargement to be somewhat problematic and requiring new and creative wardrobe choices.
Meh, just wear a kilt with a matching blouse and call it a day.
How many sides DOES a Tarragon have?