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That is an insult to all right-thinking muskrats everywhere. Expect a visit from the Muskrat Anti-Defamation Detachment (MADD).
I suppose I forgot to mention the intermediate stage, where it was roadkill.
No it started as a nuritrat that Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty found on the road dead after 5 days in the louisiana heat.,he proceeded to skin it an sell it to tried guy as a hair piece :D
P.S I do like the Roberston’s but Mechwarrior’s comment spawned my comment
I considered saying nutria, but I wasn’t sure if people would know what I was talking about.
Us guys from Louisiana know exactly what that is…thems good eatin’!!
You know what the difference between a nutria and a pothole is?
You swerve to avoid a pothole.
Ha, that’s like every online dating site ad I’ve ever seen, (let’s see that’s 10 words)
does that make me officially first?
I think you’re forgetting item 12 from the evil overlord list (for the ordering that puts that item in #12, see eviloverlord.com/lists overlord.html ).
Do I like cats? I am so tempted to put yes they are quite delicious if wild caught, however the domesticated ones are too obese and most are on their way to being McFatfat the cat. However I have never actually eaten a cat, at least not to my knowledge, though the any-meat TM brand hot dogs leave me wondering.
Gender is socioeconomic, not biological (the brain being an organ). A person’s decision to have a box outside of the box in an empenised paradigmn is a completely spiritual action. Shame on you for perpetuating misinformation.
On the Internet, no one knows if you type your comment with a straight face.
I have told exactly one joke in my lifetime. When I realized what I had done, I exiled myself from mother Germany.
You know, I could point towards a certain comic whose name shall not be named but is surprisingly easy to find in your chosen commenter’s handle as a counter to that claim *breeeath*
I’m still trying to figure out why he needed the whole building’s worth of apartments, clearly half the complex. Is this a dating site, a “dating” site, or a dating “site”? Are they renting the rooms by the night? the week? or the hour?
How long can he go without his O2 lines stuffed up his nose. These commercials must take a lot out of him. I know this video was edited already, but still…working with children isn’t the easiest and we know Tired Guy isn’t exactly the most personable person on the planet.
Some people need oxygen in the occasionally-but-RIGHT-NOW-when-needed sort of mode. He could be one of those. Additionally sitting down and not walking around will help.
That’s apparently his granddaughter, but he has no idea what her name is, instead referring to her by her genus and species name. It’s like those old Mad TV political ads for Smith Comma John.
Using a pre-pubescent girl to advertise a dating site… more evidence that Dick has no clue, unless his real target market is pedophiles. And advertising a survey form that takes 3 weeks to fill out? It’s a wonder they have any business.
If it really worked that way, an interdimensional dating service would be a great gimmick to set it apart. Though it would be tricky if the other dimensions they connect don’t actually have humans. Depends how similar they are to our dimension, I guess.
I do have to ask now…can that little girl carry him away, and the horse he rode in on?
I mean, we can’t see her legs, but in my headcannon, she’s wearing one short sock, and one long stocking.
Tired Guy is genius here. He doesn’t have to pay for this to be on TVLand at 3 AM. The nature of reality and the very fabric of the universe will force TVLand to air this at 3 AM without him paying a dime!
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Nice toupee.
It was the cheapest they could find. Used.
It started life as a muskrat.
I was going to guess “tarantula”.
That is an insult to all right-thinking muskrats everywhere. Expect a visit from the Muskrat Anti-Defamation Detachment (MADD).
I suppose I forgot to mention the intermediate stage, where it was roadkill.
No it started as a nuritrat that Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty found on the road dead after 5 days in the louisiana heat.,he proceeded to skin it an sell it to tried guy as a hair piece :D
P.S I do like the Roberston’s but Mechwarrior’s comment spawned my comment
I considered saying nutria, but I wasn’t sure if people would know what I was talking about.
Us guys from Louisiana know exactly what that is…thems good eatin’!!
You know what the difference between a nutria and a pothole is?
You swerve to avoid a pothole.
Ha, that’s like every online dating site ad I’ve ever seen, (let’s see that’s 10 words)
does that make me officially first?
No, because you weren’t.
SOMEONE has to be First, so I think it does. Congratulations!
SECOND!!!
Agreed. I vote Aaron J can be honorary first and thus have fulfilled all needs for first posts for at least the next seven decades.
Congratulations Aaron J!
Do we even want to know where they got the little girl?
kidnapping murder and larceny, in that order.
Ford’s cousin?
That’s MAH catch phrase.
I’m thinking a Blues Brother homage. Though with it being Tired Guy as opposed to Danny, the family would’ve had to name a very low price.
We do, so we can send her back…
I put MeerKat.
That explains a lot.
I’m gonna guess that they let the little girl in the commercial because she wrote half the script…in crayola.
I think you’re forgetting item 12 from the evil overlord list (for the ordering that puts that item in #12, see eviloverlord.com/lists overlord.html ).
You sir, make a very strong point.
She certainly seems like a promising idea and code tester… *shrugs*
I keep answering yes to the cat questions, but it won’t accept my submission. Every cat is my best friend. EVERY. CAT.
I love cats… barbequed!
Best dating site questionnaire ever. Btw, are the forms supposed to actually submit?
Typically, but because there’s more than one active on the same page, I think they’re being stubborn.
Glad to know that it’s not just me then. I was about to start troubleshooting. :P
Do I like cats? I am so tempted to put yes they are quite delicious if wild caught, however the domesticated ones are too obese and most are on their way to being McFatfat the cat. However I have never actually eaten a cat, at least not to my knowledge, though the any-meat TM brand hot dogs leave me wondering.
Its the other white meat; but stringy, since you didn’t ask.
Thoughtful/pensive Quinn looking off into the distance is an excellent avatar for that comment.
I don’t know which will give me nightmares more: the little girl or the toupee.
Still looks more real than Marv Albert’s.
So obviously the next page needs a picture of the girl wearing the toupee.
Another Trump supporter…
Hats OR little bowties? Jeez, making this hard on me.
I know right, where’s the option for capes?
NO CAPES!
Do you remember… Thunderhead?
I’ll just post this here.
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07312012.shtml
Seriously, A fez and a bowtie, is there really something wrong with that?
…This always annoys me a little, on surveys – they ask for gender, then say male or female.
Gender refers to your brain. Male and Female generally refers to the body.
But isn’t male or female also a gender identity?
Gender is socioeconomic, not biological (the brain being an organ). A person’s decision to have a box outside of the box in an empenised paradigmn is a completely spiritual action. Shame on you for perpetuating misinformation.
Shaaamee.
The fact that you could use the word “empenised” with a straight face terrifies me.
On the Internet, no one knows if you type your comment with a straight face.
I have told exactly one joke in my lifetime. When I realized what I had done, I exiled myself from mother Germany.
You know, I could point towards a certain comic whose name shall not be named but is surprisingly easy to find in your chosen commenter’s handle as a counter to that claim *breeeath*
But I won’t.
uhm,
why so serious?
I didn’t understand anything you just said.
I don’t differentiate myself. However when they ask for sex, I usually end up crossing out both options and put none.
Not “Yes please!”?
I try to be as realistic as possible.
Iz bullshit? What, am propagandist, not liar. Iz difference.
I’m still trying to figure out why he needed the whole building’s worth of apartments, clearly half the complex. Is this a dating site, a “dating” site, or a dating “site”? Are they renting the rooms by the night? the week? or the hour?
I would hope that Ellie would flee from any gig that has a dating “site” with hourly rates.
How long can he go without his O2 lines stuffed up his nose. These commercials must take a lot out of him. I know this video was edited already, but still…working with children isn’t the easiest and we know Tired Guy isn’t exactly the most personable person on the planet.
Depends on how dire his case is. I’ve seen people easily going for way longer than this ad takes.
Some people need oxygen in the occasionally-but-RIGHT-NOW-when-needed sort of mode. He could be one of those. Additionally sitting down and not walking around will help.
And that child is totally creepy!!
That’s apparently his granddaughter, but he has no idea what her name is, instead referring to her by her genus and species name. It’s like those old Mad TV political ads for Smith Comma John.
I would not buy a used car from this man. Given that he’s selling dating services, that makes it even worse.
Using a pre-pubescent girl to advertise a dating site… more evidence that Dick has no clue, unless his real target market is pedophiles. And advertising a survey form that takes 3 weeks to fill out? It’s a wonder they have any business.
We were wondering if they had any business last comic.
Or if they were even an actual business.
If it really worked that way, an interdimensional dating service would be a great gimmick to set it apart. Though it would be tricky if the other dimensions they connect don’t actually have humans. Depends how similar they are to our dimension, I guess.
Read the quantum cats, have you?
I do have to ask now…can that little girl carry him away, and the horse he rode in on?
I mean, we can’t see her legs, but in my headcannon, she’s wearing one short sock, and one long stocking.
Either that or she’s just off another advertising job, pitching hamburgers for a functional illiterate.
I could not fill out the survey because I do not like cats and so I had to stop and could not in good conscious continue.
Also I get the feeling that that little girl is pure evil off camera, but that might be too cliche for Rusche hahaha.
Also, that toupee looks so fantastic! hahahaha
If she ever teams up with Tiny Atlas, we’ll lose all of Florida. Count on it.
I do not like cats, R. U. Ushed,
I do not like cats being bused.
I do not like them here nor there,
I do not like their balls o’coughed hair.
I do not like them in my car,
Their yowling alerts from afar.
I do not like them with green eggs and ham,
I do not like them amongst my clan.
Althiugh, Chris not I am.
How did he get a hold of Trump’s hypnotoad?
Probably eBay.
Tired Guy is genius here. He doesn’t have to pay for this to be on TVLand at 3 AM. The nature of reality and the very fabric of the universe will force TVLand to air this at 3 AM without him paying a dime!
The PURPLE DRESS was just on tv. It was on America’s Got Talent.
Isn’t it supposed to be on Quinn?
No, no! It’s suppose to be half off of her.
NO, no, no, no, no, know, no, no, no.
It was just half off.
Hmmm… the patreon peek hasn’t updated yet.
Rusche does that manually, it’s not an auto-update or anything.
Wow, the little girl is really working the adorable. But I bet she’s really 35, and has been a heavy drinker and smoker since she was 13.
by ‘adorable’ do you mean ‘super fucking creepy, oh my god get it away from me. burn it with holy fire’?
Yes!!!