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Love Song For No One

What do you mean you don't have a secret identity of being a blind country music star with Fatfat groupies? Next comic Tuesday. :)

35 thoughts on “Love Song For No One

    1. Entirely too many Nicholas Sparks movies.

      Or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson movies, I’m not sure which did more damage.

        1. Shhh Alec…. don’t make the millennial upset by saying their wrong….
          I don’t think there is enough safe spaces or participation medals for all of them.

  1. First Anise and now Ellie. I’d wonder when Tarra was going to fantasize about her LoveCon hook-up shirtless with a six pack, but considering we just spent a lot of time with her and didn’t see it I don’t think we will.

  2. With the penchant for oddball stuff happening I would be surprised at All to have him successfully trapped the Mario 3 killer sun in there.

    1. I just assumed that Voldemort tried to kill it without success. Or, the Voldemort of doors, anyway. Voldoormort…

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    Current stats at the time of this posting:

    SHOTGUN SHUFFLE is 43rd with 1,201 votes:
    —60.0500 v/d; 2.5021 v/hr; 0.0417 v/m. `
    Puck is 23rd with 2,679 votes:
    —133.9500 v/d; 5.8621 v/hr; 0.0977 v/m.
    Stand Still. Stay Silent is 17th with 1,427 votes:
    —227.2000 v/d; 9.9431 v/hr; 0.0495 v/m.
    Girl Genius is 4th with 7,335 votes:
    —366.7500 v/d; 16.0503 v/hr; 0.2675 v/m.
    Delve is 2nd with 10,234 votes:
    —511.7000 v/d; 22.3939 v/hr; 0.3732 v/m.
    Grrl Power is 1st with 10,865 votes:
    —543.2500 v/d; 23.7746 v/hr; 0.3962 v/m.

    50th slot — 1,127 AV*: 56.3500; 2.4661; 0.0411.
    40th slot — 1,427 AV: 71.3500; 3.1225; 0.0520.
    20th slot — 3,034 AV: 151.7000; 6.6389; 0.1106.
    Top ten — 6,567 AV: 328.3500; 14.3698; 0.2395.
    Top five — 7,262 AV: 363.1000; 15.8906; 0.2648.
    * Accumulated votes

    1. Vote on TWC. Link here or below the Patreon previews:
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      Current stats at the time of this posting:

      SHOTGUN SHUFFLE is 43rd with 1,245 votes:
      —62.2500 v/d; 2.5938 v/hr; 0.0432 v/m. `
      Puck is 23rd with 2,713 votes:
      —135.6500 v/d; 5.7116 v/hr; 0.0952 v/m.
      Stand Still. Stay Silent is 16th with 1,458 votes:
      —233.1500 v/d; 9.8168 v/hr; 0.0506 v/m.
      Girl Genius is 4th with 7,676 votes:
      —383.8000 v/d; 16.1600 v/hr; 0.2693 v/m.
      Delve is 2nd with 10,602 votes:
      —530.1000 v/d; 22.3200 v/hr; 0.3720 v/m.
      Grrl Power is 1st with 11,250 votes:
      —562.5000 v/d; 23.6842 v/hr; 0.3947 v/m.

      50th slot — 1,147 AV*: 57.3500; 2.4147; 0.0402.
      40th slot — 1,458 AV: 72.9000; 3.0695; 0.0512.
      20th slot — 3,215 AV: 160.7500; 6.7684; 0.1128.
      Top ten — 6,882 AV: 344.1000; 14.4884; 0.2415.
      Top five — 7,597 AV: 379.8500; 15.9937; 0.2666.
      * Accumulated votes

      1. Vote on TWC. Link here or below the Patreon previews:
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        Current stats at the time of this posting:

        SHOTGUN SHUFFLE is 43rd with 1,295 votes:
        —61.6667 v/d; 2.5694 v/hr; 0.0428 v/m. `
        Puck is 23rd with 2,753 votes:
        —131.0952 v/d; 5.5281 v/hr; 0.0921 v/m.
        Stand Still. Stay Silent is 16th with 1,481 votes:
        —228.8095 v/d; 9.6486 v/hr; 0.0490 v/m.
        Girl Genius is 4th with 7,888 votes:
        —375.6190 v/d; 15.8394 v/hr; 0.2640 v/m.
        Delve is 2nd with 10,845 votes:
        —516.4286 v/d; 21.7771 v/hr; 0.3630 v/m.
        Grrl Power is 1st with 11,523 votes:
        —548.7143 v/d; 23.1386 v/hr; 0.3856 v/m.

        50th slot — 1,197 AV*: 57.0000; 2.4036; 0.0401.
        40th slot — 1,481 AV: 70.5238; 2.9739; 0.0496.
        20th slot — 3,352 AV: 159.6190; 6.7309; 0.1122.
        Top ten — 7,061 AV: 336.2381; 14.1787; 0.2363.
        Top five — 7,792 AV: 371.0476; 15.6466; 0.2608.
        * Accumulated votes

        1. Vote on TWC. Link here or below the Patreon previews:
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          Current stats at the time of this posting:

          SHOTGUN SHUFFLE is 43rd with 1,364 votes:
          —62.0000 v/d; 2.5833 v/hr; 0.0431 v/m. `
          Puck is 23rd with 2,882 votes:
          —131.0000 v/d; 5.4791 v/hr; 0.0913 v/m.
          Stand Still. Stay Silent is 17th with 1,584 votes:
          —229.5000 v/d; 9.5989 v/hr; 0.0500 v/m.
          Girl Genius is 4th with 8,418 votes:
          —382.6364 v/d; 16.0038 v/hr; 0.2667 v/m.
          Delve is 2nd with 12,095 votes:
          —549.7727 v/d; 22.9943 v/hr; 0.3832 v/m.
          Grrl Power is 1st with 12,324 votes:
          —560.1818 v/d; 23.4297 v/hr; 0.3905 v/m.

          50th slot — 1,262 AV*: 57.3636; 2.3992; 0.0400.
          40th slot — 1,584 AV: 72.0000; 3.0114; 0.0502.
          20th slot — 3,499 AV: 159.0455; 6.6521; 0.1109.
          Top ten — 7,530 AV: 342.2727; 14.3156; 0.2386.
          Top five — 8,346 AV: 379.3636; 15.8669; 0.2644.
          * Accumulated votes

  4. Aaand I am just now realizing that Ellie’s shirt came from the Llama Bros brand that we saw when Summer smoke-bombed the police a few pages ago.

  5. “My stupid mouth” and “Love song for no-one”. What’s next? “Great indoors” or “Your body is a wonderland”. +Respect for referencing his best album, room for squares was the shiznit back when I still used an iPod to listen to music.

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