What do you mean you don't have a secret identity of being a blind country music star with Fatfat groupies? Next comic Tuesday. :)
Love Song For No One
What do you mean you don't have a secret identity of being a blind country music star with Fatfat groupies? Next comic Tuesday. :)
35 thoughts on “Love Song For No One”
Why are there a harem of fatcats and then panties!?! Do cats wear panties?!? MERF!
Also two firsts in a row.
Just rolling in pussies, and one even threw some panties.
Merf indeed.
Ellie certainly has an active imagination. Warped and active…
Entirely too many Nicholas Sparks movies.
Or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson movies, I’m not sure which did more damage.
Mary-Kate and Ashley, hands down, caused more brain damage then lead based paint ever did.
LOL…..she has a real thing with her cat doesn’t she lol
You…don’t know many Millennial pet owners do you?
Our pets are our children.
I think that’s been common thruout the ages.
Shhh Alec…. don’t make the millennial upset by saying their wrong….
I don’t think there is enough safe spaces or participation medals for all of them.
Ellie has such a strange imagination…
I like the way Ellie thinks.
How? How! How does a FatFat cat wear a thong? and why!!!1!!!1?
You’re right. Should’ve been a bra.
Merf – (verb) – The sound of Disapproving Ellie.
Also, I’m convinced that David is the Shuffleverse Daredevil.
Sun room – merf. More like Mr Blue Sky secret man cave.
Son room
So, she can have her own room. To move into. Or, just stay in the master bedroom. He casually mentions.
First Anise and now Ellie. I’d wonder when Tarra was going to fantasize about her LoveCon hook-up shirtless with a six pack, but considering we just spent a lot of time with her and didn’t see it I don’t think we will.
With the penchant for oddball stuff happening I would be surprised at All to have him successfully trapped the Mario 3 killer sun in there.
My guess for the sun room would have been the bedroom for the kid they didn’t have.
the shirtless imagine spot is just another excuse to reference Life at the Outpost, c’mon people…
Hup!
Shoot ’em up!
I’m less interested in the sun on the door and more interested in the damage to the door below the sun…
I just assumed that Voldemort tried to kill it without success. Or, the Voldemort of doors, anyway. Voldoormort…
Unless it’s the Door the Lived.
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Aaand I am just now realizing that Ellie’s shirt came from the Llama Bros brand that we saw when Summer smoke-bombed the police a few pages ago.
I’m guessing the “sun room” has a lot more to it.
“My stupid mouth” and “Love song for no-one”. What’s next? “Great indoors” or “Your body is a wonderland”. +Respect for referencing his best album, room for squares was the shiznit back when I still used an iPod to listen to music.
So busy fixing up Tarra’s messes that he never got around to fixing up his own?