'Business Ellie' is now giving her own hard sell. This Friday's post will be the last in this series of titles. By God, we will get through this plot. :P
Terms and Conditions-Part 25
'Business Ellie' is now giving her own hard sell. This Friday's post will be the last in this series of titles. By God, we will get through this plot. :P
64 thoughts on “Terms and Conditions-Part 25”
I identify.
Epic.
Ellie should be in marketing.
Nah, that’s too much like work…
It’s just spin, man. All spin.
I dunno, she’s doing pretty well so far. And seems to be enjoying herself.
Marketing is mostly just liquor and guessing, if you believe Scott Adams. :D
Don’t forget the line graphs, pie and bar charts.
Mmm… Pie…
Well, yeah, because pie is wonderful.
Hey, thanks! You’re pretty wonderful too. =]
Ellie whine’s and complains about her job. Caleb researches her company legal elements and formulates a plan. He tells the plan to Ellie. Ellie parrots the plan to Tired Guy.
Ellie = Good at her job? Sounds like CALEB is good at marketing.
3ed i think and i identify as a prinny :D….and sometimes a pony
I identify as a pet rock.
Sup dood!
I identify as the most interesting man in the world. Everyone is clearly prejudiced against me for failing to agree.
Where’s my beer you grey bearded non mexican.
Buisiness Ellie used “Logic”!!
Seems to be effective??
You need to roll you initiative.
(Rolls a d20) cmon gimme a high number!
“3”
Well…crap
You have succeeded naturally. Your character has two naturally maxed d’s.
WooHoo!
Your proposal has so stunned the board into fits of iubilation, frenetic frenzies of forensic analysis, and the sublime realms or six sigma heuristic underwriting that they all decide to marry not only the person sitting immediately across from them but a third person marriage with the company itself as the third member of the newly formed polygamous wedding construct.
I identify as a multi-billionaire!
She has assets that make other people listen to her. She even made Tiredguy dumber than usual. She should be head of marketing.
As long as Caleb is secretely telling her what to do, sure.
But she doesn’t have Wilf’s glasses.
Best single episode in several weeks.
Very cool update. Sorry if jokes about the update schedule truly upset the artist, I’ve only been ribbing and will shush now.
Criticism is always accepted.
You need to wash your socks more often.
Now that just hurts..
It should. I can smell them over here with the windows nailed shut.
That’s your problem. Nails won’t form an airtight seal. You need something adhesive for that. With windows, make sure it’s waterproof and all-weather too.
Dude needs some caulk. I recommend a nice Silicone Acrylic blend.
also, make sure it’s by Microsoft
Nice avatar, hypnobubbles!
There is always flex flexl.
Flex Seal.
Your penmanship is atrocious!
You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
You’re – not well-liked. You’re, uh, abrasive and off-putting. You try to say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance… so therefore nothing is provacative, it’s just mixed metaphors.
Well, hello, Nena, it’s been a while.
I’m surprised to see she has long hair. I’d assumed short, as opposed to tucked in the back of her coat.
I like the details on the door in the first panel, Keep up the Good Work!
Commence Tired Guy’s internal calculations as to the likelihood of the AI’s location being with the girls’ things (i.e. now in their new apartment), the helpfulness of Ellie’s continued “employment” in getting to it, and the degree he’s irritated about her standing up the one and only date he gave a crap about her going to.
I wonder if he’ll catch that she knows Danny works for the site and doesn’t seem all that pissed off about it.
I fully expect her mention of Danny to come up again.
Employment fluidity!! LOL
Trust me dood, there are a lot of artist out there that can’t handle costructive criticism and let their fanboys white knight for them, ignore and never improve, or ban you from commenting.
Ask any Sinfest reader from 2005….
I heard someone got banned from “Drive.”
If Quinn shows up as an attendee…I will fall out of my chair.
Sir, I will fall out of my chair gasping for every little bit if breath as I laugh so hard.
Even better if Quinn is invited as an attendee and they have someone break into their apartment looking for the AI to find no traces.
Even more better if James attends and drags Ian and Richard along for moral support.
In addition to employment identity there should be industrial and professional orientation.
So Ellie would be a customer service representative in the… entertainment industry. Maybe? I don’t know what dating sites put on the paperwork when they file to incorporate.
Tired Guy’s an executive, Nena’s a manager/receptionist, Wilf’s HR, Merrick’s IT, and Durkin’s security.
Hey guys, time for some Votey McVoteface to get this thing moving out of the 100’s!!
Click the link and throw Chris a bone.
We’ve had 5 comics in under a month’s time (with another coming this Friday I hear?).
Show some love for Ellie and VOTE!!!
Oh, good lord. Not only is he a retired supervillain, he’s a stubborn old cuss who smokes while on oxygen. How is he still alive?
I’m not sure someone who’s putting a lot of active effort into searching for what David described as “the key to a walking death machine” that’s capable of causing an “international crisis” (ref comic Terms and Conditions-Part 12, current post date October 28, 2016) quite qualifies as a retired supervillian.
I feel like this is his One Last Job.
Lot of governments out there would love to buy the key to a walking death machine.
Wait ’til they get a load of me.
Boop, boop, boooop
Heh hahaha haha hahaha
Oohooo hahahahahaha.
Where are your keys? They’re worth, like, a ton of money.
I’m getting the weird feeling that he’s looking at me and wondering what the hell I’m doin.
What about youse guys?
I think it’s more ‘Can you believe the stuff I have to put up with?’.
I’m betting on Frying Pan or Potato Masher.