That many desperate guys in one place and you think we’ll need vouchers to drink for free? You don’t get out much do you, sis? Look out liver, we’re on our way to the promised land!
I’m just wondering if you’ve been to Burger King lately. I hear that they have a new shake.
Damn, Ellie’s got a pretty good game plan all things considered. She’s probably going to have to put out some fires, but it’s gonna be one hell of a party.
Is there a beacon on top of City Hall that lights up the night sky, a signal which strikes fear into the legs of lecherous lounge lizards and Quagmire?
no, but that disco ball in times square will suddenly begin pulsing with neaon lights and all of the relevant tracks from both Guardians of the Galaxy movies
I think we all knew this was coming…Sistermaggedon ’17.
Since Ellie’s already there, Ginger isn’t single (as far as we know, who knows if something happened behind the scenes?) and Pumpkin isn’t of age, that’s 4 eligible, dangerous ladies coming to shake things up…and maybe a ratchantulla (or whatever we called those abominations). I’m quite looking forward to the upcoming shenanigans.
Not sure what’s going on in Patreon strips, but if Quinn is still single…and if Ellie can be VERY convincing…of course, Quinn’s scorn may wither many desperate (and disparate) nerds with a heat vision-like glare.
Also, the idea of Juni & Cinn let loose upon the poor unsuspecting nerds makes one tremble in antici…pation! And Tarra may very well go Super Saiyan after a few butt/slash boob gropes.
Unless one of these…”suitors” is at least as capable in hand to hand AND ranged combat as Tarra, she’ll barely notice the attempts at any gropeage (I say attempt, as she won’t let anything connect, while putting forth minimal/negative effort in keeping her assets unsullied)
This’ll be like the backwards headed robber all over again, though I doubt any of these guys brought a shotgun to the mixer.
“This is getting expensive.” Yeah, and HOW MUCH have you saved on refunds you no longer have to pass out? How many of those guys out there will actually resubscribe if this evening goes off well?
I swear, Cobra Commander understood business better than this schmuck.
Like you haven’t done that. What’s worse is thinking about the woman who sits backwards on the toilet so that she can catch up on her written correspondence.
90 thoughts on “The Magnificent 7”
does this mean what I think it means????
We finally get to form SUPER SISTER MEGAZORD!?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That many desperate guys in one place and you think we’ll need vouchers to drink for free? You don’t get out much do you, sis? Look out liver, we’re on our way to the promised land!
I’m just wondering if you’ve been to Burger King lately. I hear that they have a new shake.
i’ve heard it’s a lot like the other shakes, but this one has extra jiggle in the boo~tay
Seven tier comic and the meta sisters are back? It’s one happy Friday!
Ack, they disappeared. Are they on their way to the party?
Maybe they were scared away by all the male attention.
We’re talking about the Buckingham girls, them, scared away? Shirley you must be joking.
If they’re not scared they’re free to come back and dispute it themselves. And don’t call me Shirley.
Does this mean what you think it means?
Yeah, collateral damage. We all saw that coming.
Nice. It takes a while, but damn the quality just keeps getting better
I appreciate that. Thank you. :)
THREE F&[K1NG WEEK WAIT….
…seven tier comic goodness…
…want to be enraged…
…enraged not found…
…you win this round, Rusche. Why cain’t ah quit yew?
*tries to think back if S7 is relevant somehow*
*fails*
I think there are enough clues… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
At least seven of them.
WE NEED MORE TP STAT.
YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR TP!!!
Uhhh, huh huh. Ummm. Like yeah, butt-wad.
Hell yeah cornholio! From lake titicaca! #BeavisandButthead
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!? Heah heah
Someone PLEASE explain to me how you two wastes of carbon managed to keep a show longer than we did.
Uhhhhh, because we’re cool butt munch. Heh heh
Can’t have a party without a party turkey!
“I am Ellie.”
“Good.”
“I am Ellie.”
“Go on…”
“I am Ellie!”
“NOOOOOO!”
Chris-Chan in the crowd. RUN NENA RUN
That panel with Nena reminds me of Attack on Titan! :D
I thought I was just hallucinating. But no…no, that’s Christian Weston Chandler in comic homage. Pre-hormone therapy too, apparently.
Interestingly enough, he managed to dig up that specific shirt, the “Classic” striped shirt CC was known for, and was trying to sell it.
I was surprised to hear that it survived the house fire.
Why is she looking at me?? Make her stop looking at me!! MAKE HER STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEE!!!!
She has seen the depths of your soul.
And your My Little Pony fetish.
AND SHE HAS FOUND IT WANTING.
I have succumbed, Strange Girl is my waifu!
Is there any reason why the ominous gadget looks like Chris fused a Gen1 and a Gen2 Digivice together?
lmao
no cause it’s mased on the comunicators used by the teen titans in the good and shitty CN series respectivly
I thought it was one of those “your table is ready” indicators from Fatboy Slim’s Cafe 90s. She got the S Club 7 one.
Well worth the wait, though since Ellie is calling her sisters..only chaos can ensue.
We all saw remember the Black Friday arc.
You know that Durkin is going to be giving you a phone call soon.
Most likely hahaha
Hope that hotel’s insured!
Wonder how much “Acts of Buckingham Sisters” is as an insurance add on?
There’s a toy store that’s currently a smoking crater that will be happy to tell you!
her sisters have their own working versions of the Titan coms?!
I knew it – I just didn’t know there was a Special Device…. Montage coming up?
Nah, their dad wouldn’t let them get near that stuff.
The hard part, is believing her sisters are single. :p
We know one of them definitely isn’t. That’s gonna be awkward.
Oh you just wait.
She’s not the stupid one – she’s only gonna drag in the single ones that aren’t Pumpkin.
I WISH this was an animated series.
I would hope that if it were animated, that Ellie would be pulling a “Ben 10” device smack down in order to activate it.
Damn, Ellie’s got a pretty good game plan all things considered. She’s probably going to have to put out some fires, but it’s gonna be one hell of a party.
She’s definitely not the dumb one, she’s the lazy one. Even lazy people can get motivated, and then watch out.
Well this was a pleasant surprise.
And nothing says professionalism like clip art of a turkey with a party hat.
Chris,
Is there a beacon on top of City Hall that lights up the night sky, a signal which strikes fear into the legs of lecherous lounge lizards and Quagmire?
no, but that disco ball in times square will suddenly begin pulsing with neaon lights and all of the relevant tracks from both Guardians of the Galaxy movies
WHICH IS ALL OF THEM THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I think we all knew this was coming…Sistermaggedon ’17.
Since Ellie’s already there, Ginger isn’t single (as far as we know, who knows if something happened behind the scenes?) and Pumpkin isn’t of age, that’s 4 eligible, dangerous ladies coming to shake things up…and maybe a ratchantulla (or whatever we called those abominations). I’m quite looking forward to the upcoming shenanigans.
Not sure what’s going on in Patreon strips, but if Quinn is still single…and if Ellie can be VERY convincing…of course, Quinn’s scorn may wither many desperate (and disparate) nerds with a heat vision-like glare.
Also, the idea of Juni & Cinn let loose upon the poor unsuspecting nerds makes one tremble in antici…pation! And Tarra may very well go Super Saiyan after a few butt/slash boob gropes.
Unless one of these…”suitors” is at least as capable in hand to hand AND ranged combat as Tarra, she’ll barely notice the attempts at any gropeage (I say attempt, as she won’t let anything connect, while putting forth minimal/negative effort in keeping her assets unsullied)
This’ll be like the backwards headed robber all over again, though I doubt any of these guys brought a shotgun to the mixer.
“This is getting expensive.” Yeah, and HOW MUCH have you saved on refunds you no longer have to pass out? How many of those guys out there will actually resubscribe if this evening goes off well?
I swear, Cobra Commander understood business better than this schmuck.
Merrick may be a jerk but locking Nena out there was hilarious.
If this means what I think it means this could be explosive.
What happened to Ellie’s décolletage?
Her neckline did seem to move up in the final tier.
Hope her dress isn’t going to morph into a burka.
w00t :-/
Am I the only one thinking that Taragon responding to the Buckinghambutton is gonna cause…. issues?
If you squint and tilt your head, it looks like a Fantastic Four logo.
Can’t decide if my favorite detail is Wilf’s Comic Sans & Clipart Professional Suite box or KK just sleeping through the whole thing.
oooooooh shit
It. Just. Got. REAL.
Oh dear, who do you call. Also that website says free drinks vouchers for each friend. That isn’t what she said.
Will KK get to say “Overflow charge” on the bill?
Will Durkin actually call Summer?
Will Wilf actually use the turkey?
Will I ever shut up?
The answers to these and many more questions will be found in the next installment of
SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
Same Shotgun time, Same Shuffle channel!
Well each friend gets a free drink voucher.
Cue theme music now!
I’m thinking something like the original Powerpuff Girls.
How should I feel about strange girl staring at me on the toilet. >.>
Depends. How should we feel about you reading webcomics on the toilet?
Like you haven’t done that. What’s worse is thinking about the woman who sits backwards on the toilet so that she can catch up on her written correspondence.
I just realized that GG has always looked at the reader.
She’s not on the last page or when she shakes her head nope-ishly.
Breaking the forth wall? Check.
Gettin’ shit done? Check.
Calling in the family? Check.
It’s gonna be like Black Friday, only with more booze.
and two Ukrainian Hookers.
In fact, forget the Black Friday.
I think there will be more improvements, it is the field I study now.
It’s wonderful to be here with everyone, Nice publication. Thanks for sharing!