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Word Game

Ellie does the banishing this time.

92 thoughts on “Word Game

      1. THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!
        THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!
        THOT-B-GON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE THOT!

        1. Oh, and to date the best autistic screech I’ve heard was either Teal Deer (or TL;DR) or that pedophile Mister Metokur featured recently.

          I could dig up links if people are that interested, but I would recommend turning the sound down before … experiencing … the autism.

      1. As I understand it, a sledgehammer IS a precision instrument.
        First, you TIGHTEN the bolts.
        Then you tap it with the hammer, until the thing aligns perfectly.

        ..Incidentally, I have recently found that a small hammer can be better than WD-40 at loosening up rusted screws. “Seat” the screwdriver with a few taps, a dozen seemed to work well for me, then the screw turns much better.

  1. Goddamn Anise, you got masteries. I get the feeling that she had a tree of expected responses for each line she dropped, with a counter-response in her quiver and at the ready.

    1. OR he doesn’t like people acting like sluts without even trying to be just flirty or friendly first.
      I know THAT turns me down.

    2. He might also be strongly opposed to casual sex, extremely offended when people assume he’s a vampire, strongly reminded of someone he hates by something about Anise or her behavior, or a whole host of other things.

  2. Would’ve thought Anise would be after the were(wolf,bear,ocelot,whatever) type over the vampire type. What with her penchant for those of us with epic facial topiary.

    1. Nary a penscratch. But this is familiar territory. In all likelihood, Something Came Up that we may or may not hear about later.

      1. Back to School season for parents is frequently a “meet all the germs your kids’ classmates found over the summer”-time of year, so that tends to be one of my guesses in the fall.

        1. That grinding sound we hear is the Buckingham Sisters’ Freight Train o’ Mayhem (TM) rusting on the sidings, right next to Ringling Bros’ one.
          It’s been about two months (our time) since Ellie told Anise not to be weird, and this digression into Anise *being* weird was looking to be over when this page was published. I hope Chris is okay, but I’m only checking in about once every couple of weeks now. Still voting, anyway.

        2. Oh yeah. We’ve got less rhythm in this joint than a fat white guy at a wedding. Soviet train schedules mock our regularity. Still, we stick around because it’s worth it in the end.

          I do hope he can get a new strip up this weekend, though. New strips around the first of the month historically mean good things for us on the Webcomics Top 100 lists because it brings all the readers back. Not just those of us who come for the Buckingham girls and stay for the comments section fun.

        3. That almost takes more rhythm to successfully clear than a wedding. At least, that’s how it was the last time I was at a Golden Corral. The place was PACKED at a quarter to five, and trying to get through the line was disastrous.

        4. 2 strips a month is really down for him (his output hasn’t been this bad since February when he only had 1 strip).
          Granted, he did say he was doing some commission pieces to help pay the bills, and we should be patient with him. So I’ll wait and hope that we see another strip this month.

          But, on the positive side, at least we can say we’ve broke the Top 50 and it’s almost the end of the month. So keep those votes coming, guys and gals!!

        5. Me. I kind of think that quality is so much better that the quantity can be forgiven so much quicker than getting your vehicle rear ended by a bunch of kids. (Note: These are my words.)

  3. I’ve been worried about Rusche, tbh. Isn’t he in Florida? Does anybody know if he and his house came through the storm OK?

    1. Chris is currently in the north east se4ction of Alabama. No where near the gulf side of the state. He does kind of give a few clues out to his current location.

  4. HARK. . a hobo.

    NO. This, conveniently copied from the last post.

    Hello all, and welcome to Friday. SHOTGUN SHUFFLE is currently at slot #92 at TWC (enter link here: http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850) with a total of 345 votes at this time. This translates into an average vote tally of:
    per day ——— 43.125
    per hour ——— 1.6666666666666666666666666666667
    per minute —— 0.02769304864344196500240809118639
    per second —– 4.5398440399085188528537854403912e-4
    To get the SHOTGUN SHUFFLE back to the 40 or better slot will need an average vote tally of:
    per day ——— 57.25
    per hour ——— 2.2125603864734299516908212560386
    per minute —— 0.03676352544549686948145769786483
    per second —– 6.127254240916144913576282977471e-4

    Hello all, and welcome to a very, very, very, early post to SHOTGUN SHUFFLE. This post is reporting that theSHUFFLEVERESE is currently at slot #50 at TWC (enter link here: http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850) with a total of 1598 votes at this time. This translates into an average vote tally of:
    per day ——— 53.2666666666666667
    per hour —-—— 2.2828571428571429
    per minute —-— 0.038047619047619
    per second —-– 0.000634126984127

    Well, we made gains. That should be easily shown. But we need to keep this 53 votes per day up for the next week. Chris is more than likely catching up on some unfinished orders (I can not think of what they are called. special orders something.) Anyway, We’re in the 50 slot.

  5. I know that I made a post about Chris having Shotgun Shuffle at #50 on TWC. We were getting 53 votes a day, 2.2 an hour, 0.03 votes a minute and 0.0006 votes a second.

    Just think if we can get those votes up to 0.006 votes a second.

    1. 49 – Rank of SHOTGUN SHUFFLE on TWC dot com at this time.
      http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850 – link to vote for SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
      1636 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
      54.5333 – Average number of votes per day.
      2.27222 – Average number of votes per hour.
      0.03787 – Average number of votes per hour.
      0.000631 – Average number of votes per second.

      1. 111 – Rank of SHOTGUN SHUFFLE on TWC dot com at this time.
        http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850 – link to vote for SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
        15 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
        15 – Number of votes per day.
        1.5 – Average number of votes per hour.
        0.025 – Average number of votes per minute.
        0.0004 – Average number of votes per second.

        1. 1 – Rank of SUPERCELL on TWC dot com at this time.
          http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850 – link to vote for SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
          399 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
          399 – Number of votes per day.
          39.9 – Average number of votes per hour.
          0.665 – Average number of votes per minute.
          0.0111 – Average number of votes per second.

        2. 75 – Rank of SHOTGUN SHUFFLE on TWC dot com at this time.
          http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850 – link to vote for SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
          105 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
          52.5 – Number of votes per day.
          2.1875 – Average number of votes per hour.
          0.03645833 – Average number of votes per minute.
          0.0006076388 – Average number of votes per second.

          1 – Rank of GRRL POWER on TWC dot com at this time.
          4549 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
          2274.5 – Number of votes per day.
          94.7708333 – Average number of votes per hour.
          1.57951388 – Average number of votes per minute.
          0.0263250.0111 – Average number of votes per second.

          18 – Rank of SUPERCELL on TWC dot com at this time.
          473 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
          236.5 – Number of votes per day.
          9.8541666 – Average number of votes per hour.
          0.164236111 – Average number of votes per minute.
          0.0027372685185 – Average number of votes per second.

        3. 57 – (+18) Rank of SHOTGUN SHUFFLE on TWC dot com at this time.
          http://topwebcomics.com/vote/14850 – link to vote for SHOTGUN SHUFFLE
          178 – Total of accumulative votes for the month.
          59.3 – Number of votes per day. +6.8
          2.4722 – Average number of votes per hour.
          0.04123– Average number of votes per minute.
          0.000686728 – Average number of votes per second.

          1 – ( / ) Rank of GRRL POWER on TWC:
          Accumulated, 7145; Avg/Day, 2381.66; Avg/Hr, 99.23; Avg/Min, 1.653; Avg/Sec, 0.027.

          24 – (-6) Rank of SUPERCELL on TWC:
          Accumulated, 488; Avg/Day, 162.66; Avg/Hr, 6.778; Avg/Min, ~ 0.112; Avg/Sec, ~ 0.00188.

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